{"id":2548,"date":"2013-01-12T12:49:00","date_gmt":"2013-01-12T12:49:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:39:03","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:39:03","slug":"segundo-email-del-12-de-diciembre-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2013\/01\/12\/segundo-email-del-12-de-diciembre-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"Segundo email del 12 de diciembre 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-18OX0sVRGL8\/UPFbvXnqRjI\/AAAAAAAAGLA\/EpixPjCM3Kk\/s1600\/figure-at-night-guided-by-the-phosphorescent-tracks-of-snails.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"332\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/figure-at-night-guided-by-the-phosphorescent-tracks-of-snails.jpg?resize=400%2C332&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2549\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"><span style=\" color: #222222; font-family: Helvetica; text-align: start;\">Joan Mir\u00f3,&nbsp;<\/span><i style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Helvetica; text-align: start;\">Figura en la noche guiada por las pistas fosforescentes de los caracoles,<\/i><span style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Helvetica; text-align: start;\">&nbsp;1940<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Hola por segunda vez:<\/p>\n<p>Soy pobre, tan pobre como una rata. Las ratas no necesitan dinero para sobrevivir, pero siempre se dice que son pobres. Son tan pobres como un Gregory, pero sin los llamativos atributos f\u00edsicos con los que me ha dotado la madre naturaleza, es decir, alopecia y comunismo. Las hormigas son comunistas y los cangrejos fascistas. Nuestro presidente tiene cara de cangrejo e incluso vocaliza como uno de estos, quiz\u00e1 uno de los m\u00e1s retrasados fon\u00e9ticamente. A veces creo que hubiera sido mejor nacer del vientre de un aye-aye, y no tener que estar todo el tiempo implorando por una conversaci\u00f3n inteligente. Todos sabemos que estos primates estrepsirrinos detestan los di\u00e1logos mordaces, conform\u00e1ndose simplemente con unos casi inaudibles lamentos similares a los estertores de un girasol encantado por un duende vendido a las fuerzas del mal. Los girasoles no piensan, pues no poseen la capacidad de distinguir entre un sollozo o un jadeo asm\u00e1tico. \u00bfSoy un girasol? no, soy una rata. Una rata asustada. Una rata a la cual se le ha pintado la cola del color de la desesperanza. Pero me gustan los girasoles, aunque no creen en la rep\u00fablica. \u00bfSoy republicano? S\u00ed, pero s\u00f3lo delante de un fascista; y de los cangrejos. Pero agradezco el trabajo que se toman para parecer que lo tienen todo controlado y dispuesto.<\/p>\n<p>Soy idiota, tan idiota como podr\u00eda serlo un humano. Por eso me estremezco cuando oigo cantar a las sirenas en lo m\u00e1s rec\u00f3ndito de mi imaginaci\u00f3n. Nunca me acostar\u00eda con una sirena. No podr\u00eda soportar sus canciones hasta altas horas de la noche, adem\u00e1s, mis gustos est\u00e1n m\u00e1s orientados hacia el jazz, y a ellas s\u00f3lo se les permite improvisar m\u00fasica subacu\u00e1tica, repleta de burbujas de aire que ascienden a la superficie transformadas en sonidos cr\u00edpticos e indescifrables. Soy un idiota infantil desde el momento en que cre\u00ed en ellas. Pero existen, al igual que existen las ratas, las hormigas, los cangrejos y los aye-aye (ah, y los girasoles).<\/p>\n<p>\nBesos<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joan Mir\u00f3,&nbsp;Figura en la noche guiada por las pistas fosforescentes de los caracoles,&nbsp;1940 Hola por segunda vez: Soy pobre, tan pobre como una rata. Las ratas no necesitan dinero para sobrevivir, pero siempre se dice que son pobres. Son tan pobres como un Gregory, pero sin los llamativos atributos f\u00edsicos con los que me ha [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2549,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2548","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/figure-at-night-guided-by-the-phosphorescent-tracks-of-snails.jpg?fit=400%2C333&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2548","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2548"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2548\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2549"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}