{"id":2602,"date":"2012-11-29T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-11-29T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:39:19","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:39:19","slug":"email-del-29-de-noviembre-2012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2012\/11\/29\/email-del-29-de-noviembre-2012\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 29 de noviembre 2012"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-dGcmZefM04c\/ULeUhcraVqI\/AAAAAAAAF94\/A74kYzfSzFY\/s1600\/Chapeau%2Bpointu%2B1995.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Chapeaupointu1995.jpg?resize=326%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2603\" width=\"326\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: start;\">Julien Chaves,&nbsp; <i>Chapeau pointu<\/i>,&nbsp; 1995<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Hola:<\/p>\n<p>Me acabo de enterar de que a mi abogado lo han ingresado en una instituci\u00f3n mental; parece ser que llevaba varios d\u00edas sacando a pasear con una correa a una patata joven, aunque seg\u00fan otras versiones no era una solan\u00e1cea, sino un cucurbit\u00e1ceo, para ser m\u00e1s exactos, un calabac\u00edn mediano. Al sacerdote de la iglesia que est\u00e1 m\u00e1s cerca de mi casa, lo detuvieron la semana pasada por ser c\u00e9libe y virgen y la propietaria del estanco donde roba generalmente un colega fue pillada ayer infraganti mientras se depilaba las axilas con un cortac\u00e9sped robado.<\/p>\n<p>Los dos primeros chismes los he escuchado mientras hac\u00eda cola en el dep\u00f3sito de cad\u00e1veres esperando mi turno para adquirir uno reciente y fresco y el tercero me lo ha comentado la amante del amante de un amigo m\u00edo que se encuentra desaparecido desde que un d\u00eda, hace algunos meses, sali\u00f3 de casa con el prop\u00f3sito de encerar el cr\u00e1neo del hijo del quiromasajista de su abuela.<\/p>\n<p>T\u00fa me conoces bien y sabes lo poco que me gusta que me cuenten cotilleos y murmuraciones. Generalmente no concedo ni un \u00e1pice de credibilidad a estas patra\u00f1as, pero hoy me he levantado con un puntito extrovertido y como tal, me encuentro m\u00e1s psic\u00f3tico que de costumbre. Si por alg\u00fan extra\u00f1o motivo t\u00fa tambi\u00e9n est\u00e1s especialmente sociable, me gustar\u00eda que enviaras un email-cadena a tus 25 mejores amigos comunic\u00e1ndoles que he decidido donar mi cuerpo a la ciencia y mi cerebro a una carnicer\u00eda.<\/p>\n<p>\nBesos.<\/p>\n<p>\nPD: No, no me he vuelto loco.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Julien Chaves,&nbsp; Chapeau pointu,&nbsp; 1995 Hola: Me acabo de enterar de que a mi abogado lo han ingresado en una instituci\u00f3n mental; parece ser que llevaba varios d\u00edas sacando a pasear con una correa a una patata joven, aunque seg\u00fan otras versiones no era una solan\u00e1cea, sino un cucurbit\u00e1ceo, para ser m\u00e1s exactos, un calabac\u00edn 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