{"id":2618,"date":"2012-11-16T14:06:00","date_gmt":"2012-11-16T14:06:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:39:26","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:39:26","slug":"email-del-16-de-noviembe-2012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2012\/11\/16\/email-del-16-de-noviembe-2012\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 16 de noviembe 2012"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-YxzNC9_beSA\/UKZyWyIYB-I\/AAAAAAAAF48\/r71XvkcX7K8\/s1600\/Albert%2BMaignan-La%2BMuse%2BVerte1895.jpeg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/AlbertMaignan-LaMuseVerte1895.jpeg?resize=241%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2619\" width=\"241\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"><span style=\"color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: start;\">Albert &nbsp;Maignan,&nbsp;<\/span><i style=\"color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: start;\">La Muse Verte<\/i><span style=\"color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: start;\">.1895<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Querida:<\/p>\n<p>Me he pasado media noche corrigiendo un texto sobre cinco amigos de mi juventud y en estos momentos estoy al borde del colapso. Si hay algo que odio en esta vida es escribir aunque, por otra parte, una necesidad interior me obliga a hacerlo; pero corregir es incluso m\u00e1s horrible si cabe. Corregir implica releer cientos de veces y yo no soporto releer lo que escribo, pues me parece malo de solemnidad y m\u00e1s digno del cerebro de una capibara venezolana que del de un ser humano. S\u00f3lo de pensar que a\u00fan me quedan un mont\u00f3n de horas hasta que llegue a un punto en que crea que leer el texto no provoca esquizofrenia ni ninguna clase de des\u00f3rdenes mentales me produce escalofr\u00edos. Deber\u00eda dedicarme a coleccionar esquelas o latas de cerveza y olvidar mis in\u00fatiles intentos literarios, pero por alguna raz\u00f3n, no puedo. Hace un rato me he mirado en el espejo y mis ojos estaban sampaku. Creo que voy a enloquecer; de momento siento una imperiosa necesidad de intentar una Adho mukha svanasana en el alfeizar de la ventana pues mi desasosiego actual es del tama\u00f1o del cr\u00e1ter de Chicxulub.<\/p>\n<p>Necesito unas dosis de setralina; dar\u00eda un pedazo de test\u00edculo por una caja de Zoloft o Altruline o por lo menos por un par de litros de tila mezclada con astringentes. Me pica todo el cuerpo y me est\u00e1n empezando a salir unas ronchas desagradables. No me extra\u00f1ar\u00eda que fuera Morgellons. Siento que mi esp\u00edritu abandona mi cuerpo y que en el camino se detiene en un bar a tomarse una Fanta de naranja. Necesito ayuda psicol\u00f3gica o a una masajista terap\u00e9utica semidesnuda debajo de m\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Acabo de escuchar un ruido muy extra\u00f1o. Estoy seguro de que la Parca viene a buscarme, as\u00ed que te dejo; detesto hacer esperar a alguien que maneja tan bien la guada\u00f1a.<\/p>\n<p>\nSaludos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Albert &nbsp;Maignan,&nbsp;La Muse Verte.1895 Querida: Me he pasado media noche corrigiendo un texto sobre cinco amigos de mi juventud y en estos momentos estoy al borde del colapso. Si hay algo que odio en esta vida es escribir aunque, por otra parte, una necesidad interior me obliga a hacerlo; pero corregir es incluso m\u00e1s horrible 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