{"id":262,"date":"2022-02-11T16:56:00","date_gmt":"2022-02-11T16:56:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:25:55","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:25:55","slug":"email-del-11-de-febrero-2022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2022\/02\/11\/email-del-11-de-febrero-2022\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 11 de febrero 2022"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/email-del-11-de-febrero-2022-587177919.jpeg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"735\" data-original-width=\"600\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/email-del-11-de-febrero-2022-587177919.jpeg?resize=326%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-263\" width=\"326\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Anima Ehtiat. <i>Crazy portrait No. 2 <\/i>(XX cent.)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Querida:<\/p>\n<p>Mientras correg\u00eda <i>Los calzoncillos sat\u00e1nicos<\/i>, un texto escrito por una de mis mejores amigas, cuya pretensi\u00f3n fundamental era presentarlo a un concurso literario amateur, repar\u00e9 en que a pesar de mis 60 a\u00f1os, segu\u00eda siendo un completo imb\u00e9cil. Luego le di la vuelta al pensamiento y me pregunt\u00e9 para mis adentros cu\u00e1ndo diantres iba a madurar. \u00bfA los 70? \u00bfA los 80? \u00bfQu\u00e9 cojones hac\u00eda corrigiendo un proyecto de libro en el que los protagonistas eran unos gayumbos demoniacos. A m\u00ed me gustan las bragas. Y sobre todo lo que hay dentro de ellas. Luego aparqu\u00e9 la relectura y revisi\u00f3n a un lado y me sent\u00e9 en el sill\u00f3n donde suelo meditar sobre los malos rollos. Y me concentr\u00e9. Y recapitul\u00e9. Y acab\u00e9 abstra\u00eddo y embelesado.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>En ese instante, justo cuando hab\u00eda llegado a la conclusi\u00f3n de que en realidad yo era un humanista, -eso s\u00ed, quiz\u00e1 un poco ominoso- que de alguna manera hab\u00eda coadyuvado al desarrollo de la degeneraci\u00f3n de parte de la raza humana m\u00e1s virtuosa, sent\u00ed un pinchazo en la parte alta de la espalda que me oblig\u00f3 a tenderme sobre la cama que en aquella \u00e9poca utilizaba para lloriquear cuando mi hipocondr\u00eda se descomed\u00eda. Al mismo tiempo que trataba de apaciguar mis dolores interiores, decid\u00ed asomarme a la ventana. Observar a la gente que con ese t\u00edpico caminar zombi se dirige hacia cualquier direcci\u00f3n siempre me hab\u00eda reconfortado. Sin embargo, en esa ocasi\u00f3n una molestia en forma de abejorro revoloteando francamente cabreado me jodi\u00f3 la transverberaci\u00f3n. Cuando al fin pude ahuyentarlo agitando fren\u00e9ticamente la borla del cord\u00f3n de las cortinas e intent\u00e9 volver a asomar la cabeza gir\u00e1ndola en forma dextr\u00f3gira, un concepto en forma de reflexi\u00f3n resbalosa se introdujo (\u00bfotogr\u00e1micamente?) por uno de mis pabellones. La idea era claramente eudem\u00f3nica y por un instante me apacigu\u00f3: \u00abTodo contacto deja un vestigio. Dios m\u00edo, \u00a1todo contacto deja un vestigio!\u00bb&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Todos los que tienen el placer de conocerme lo saben: no soy William James Sidis, pero cojones, tampoco una ac\u00e9mila desgalichada. Quiero decir, puedo&#8230; puedo estar taraceado de arriba a abajo y ser capaz de poner caras est\u00fapidas y ojipl\u00e1ticas cuando no entiendo algo, sin embargo nunca, y repito, nunca, me olvido de mis propias ideas fijas, que en ocasiones son proditorias. Todo lo que he sido o todo lo que no he sido forma parte de mi ser. Y aunque mi determinaci\u00f3n suele ser inquebrantable, nunca encuentro motivos suficientes para hacer lo que no hago. \u00a1Ni siquiera cuando me encuentro bocabajo!<\/p>\n<p>G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Anima Ehtiat. Crazy portrait No. 2 (XX cent.) Querida: Mientras correg\u00eda Los calzoncillos sat\u00e1nicos, un texto escrito por una de mis mejores amigas, cuya pretensi\u00f3n fundamental era presentarlo a un concurso literario amateur, repar\u00e9 en que a pesar de mis 60 a\u00f1os, segu\u00eda siendo un completo imb\u00e9cil. 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