{"id":2634,"date":"2012-11-02T08:26:00","date_gmt":"2012-11-02T08:26:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:39:30","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:39:30","slug":"email-del-2-de-noviembre-2012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2012\/11\/02\/email-del-2-de-noviembre-2012\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 2 de noviembre 2012"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-1WcrZq9GVQM\/UJORvg8_0BI\/AAAAAAAAF1k\/CQ4mjlT1N90\/s1600\/Johannes%2BVermeer-girl-reading-a-letter-at-an-open-window-1657.jpeg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/JohannesVermeer-girl-reading-a-letter-at-an-open-window-1657.jpeg?resize=240%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2635\" width=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"><span style=\"color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: start;\">Johannes Vermeer,&nbsp;<\/span><i style=\"color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: start;\">Girl reading a letter at an open window<\/i><span style=\"color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: start;\">. 1657<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Hola:<\/p>\n<p>\nAyer envi\u00e9 un email a los fabricantes de ropa interior de la marca \u00abUnno\u00bb quej\u00e1ndome de sus productos, pues desde hace aproximadamente un a\u00f1o y medio la calidad de sus boxers es bastante deficiente. El \u00faltimo que adquir\u00ed s\u00f3lo pude usarlo 4000 veces y eso que intent\u00e9 por todos los medios no estornudar ni someterlos a pruebas extenuantes, es decir, jam\u00e1s dej\u00e9 que me los quitara ninguna mujer y los lavaba con el mejor detergente y suavizante que se comercializan en la actualidad; pero por alg\u00fan motivo me equivoqu\u00e9 de direcci\u00f3n y remit\u00ed el email a mi padre, que me ha respondido esta ma\u00f1ana con tres signos de interrogaci\u00f3n. Creo que mi motorcito interior, ese que me impide concentrarme en lo que hago, vuelve a pasarme factura. Deber\u00eda relajarme, pero por alg\u00fan motivo que desconozco me resulta totalmente imposible hacerlo. Por lo menos la equivocaci\u00f3n ha quedado en familia, pues a\u00fan recuerdo uno de mis m\u00e1s tremendos despistes con el correo electr\u00f3nico. Hace un par de a\u00f1os envi\u00e9 un texto pornogr\u00e1fico a una asociaci\u00f3n cristiana de iglesias misioneras en lugar de a una amiga, que era la que realmente deber\u00eda haberlo recibido. \u00a1Supongo que es parte de mi encanto meter la pata! Bueno, a veces meto otras cosas, pero eso es otra historia.<\/p>\n<p>Hoy es viernes, jueves en Canarias, y me espera una jornada muy movidita. Supongo que har\u00e9 lo mismo que otros d\u00edas pero con garbo y gallard\u00eda. Si el garbo y la gallard\u00eda escapan a mi voluntad, te lo har\u00e9 saber urgentemente. De momento voy a intentar dominar mis impulsos autodestructivos por medio de la reacci\u00f3n psicosom\u00e1tica, claro que antes deber\u00eda buscar en el diccionario qu\u00e9 quieren decir ambas palabras. Ahora me despido de ti con un sentimiento de culpa y otro de arroz con pollo.<\/p>\n<p>\nBesos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Johannes Vermeer,&nbsp;Girl reading a letter at an open window. 1657 Hola: Ayer envi\u00e9 un email a los fabricantes de ropa interior de la marca \u00abUnno\u00bb quej\u00e1ndome de sus productos, pues desde hace aproximadamente un a\u00f1o y medio la calidad de sus boxers es bastante deficiente. El \u00faltimo que adquir\u00ed s\u00f3lo pude usarlo 4000 veces y 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