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Hola:<\/p>\n
Ayer le\u00ed de un tir\u00f3n un ensayo sobre pocer\u00eda. Luego intent\u00e9 excavar una poza en la cocina. Cuando un c\u00famulo de escombros cay\u00f3 sobre la fritura de sardinas de la vecina de abajo y esta comenz\u00f3 a gritar como una pose\u00edda, repar\u00e9 en lo influenciable que puedo llegar a ser cuando me a\u00edslo de la sociedad por un indeterminado lapso. Callar la boca de la posesa no me llev\u00f3 demasiado, pues todos los hombres (y un mont\u00f3n de mujeres) sabemos que un oportuno cunnilingus bien perpetrado es capaz de tranquilizar hasta la residente m\u00e1s asexual, sin embargo, me cost\u00f3 mucho m\u00e1s tiempo consolar a su fornido marido. Una vez resarcido el desaguisado, y de nuevo en mi casa, me concentr\u00e9 en una mancha de oporto barato, probablemente adquirido en Alcampo, que reposaba tranquilamente sobre un azulejo blanco de 15 x 15. Siempre me ha gustado concentrarme en salpicaduras y chafarrinones. Eso no quiere decir necesariamente que me encante la mugre, aunque mantengo cierto respeto y consideraci\u00f3n cuando aparece.<\/p>\n
Cambiando de tercio, recordar\u00e1s que tengo un contrato con una peque\u00f1a editorial especializada en ni\u00f1os de 2 a 5 a\u00f1os. Por si te interesa, estoy escribiendo la segunda parte de La sapita Piluca<\/i>, lo cu\u00e1l es bastante extra\u00f1o porque todav\u00eda no he escrito la primera. Cuando termine ambas, me meter\u00e9 de lleno con La ranita Araceli<\/i> y La tritoncita Casilda<\/i>. Para no encasillarme con las historias de anfibios hembras proseguir\u00e9 con Cecilio, el jabal\u00ed descuartizador del parque natural de la sierra Calderona<\/i>, y si es necesario continuar\u00e9 el argumento en dos o tres vol\u00famenes m\u00e1s. Todo sea por el dinero, ya sabes, esas piececitas redondas de metal y esos papelitos rectangulares que nos convencen de que no estamos ni estaremos jam\u00e1s en la m\u00e1s absoluta inopia.<\/p>\n
Te echa de m\u00e1s,<\/p>\n
Greg <\/p>\n
\u00a1He tomado una decisi\u00f3n! Ayer tom\u00e9 otra; despu\u00e9s engull\u00ed mi mont\u00f3n diario de pastillas. Algunas de ellas me dibujan sonrisas conspicuas en la cara. Otras hacen que las defecaciones sean compactas e indoloras. El resto, desconozco si realmente sirven para algo, pero llevo tanto tiempo trag\u00e1ndolas que solo pensar que deber\u00eda desde\u00f1arlas me paraliza por completo. Y paralizado por completo me es extraordinariamente dif\u00edcil imitar a un mandril (m\u00e1s o menos) empalmado.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Henri Rousseau. Mandrill in the jungle (1909) Hola: Ayer le\u00ed de un tir\u00f3n un ensayo sobre pocer\u00eda. Luego intent\u00e9 excavar una poza en la cocina. Cuando un c\u00famulo de escombros cay\u00f3 sobre la fritura de sardinas de la vecina de abajo y esta comenz\u00f3 a gritar como una pose\u00edda, repar\u00e9 en lo influenciable que 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