{"id":2760,"date":"2012-05-07T03:54:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-07T03:54:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:40:06","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:40:06","slug":"email-del-7-de-mayo-2012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2012\/05\/07\/email-del-7-de-mayo-2012\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 7 de mayo 2012"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-NT8qTSq34Ek\/T6dHLbFYjGI\/AAAAAAAAFYw\/x21Ee171vCw\/s1600\/unexpected-answer-1933%281%29.jpg%21HD.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/unexpected-answer-193328129.jpg21HD.jpg?resize=248%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2761\" width=\"248\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"><span><span style=\"font-family: Helvetica;\">Magritte,&nbsp;<i>Respuesta inesperada<\/i>, 1933<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nQuerida:<\/p>\n<p>A veces tiendo a darme buenos consejos pero, como le pasaba a la Alicia de Lewis Carroll, raramente los sigo; m\u00e1s por una especie de exagerada pereza involucionista, que por hacerme caso a m\u00ed mismo y terminar d\u00e1ndome cuenta de que ser\u00eda mucho m\u00e1s beneficioso para mi salud mental ocupar mi tiempo en mantener limpio y purificado mi hermoso cutis y obviar por completo todo lo que de alguna u otra forma est\u00e9 relacionado con el engrandecimiento personal. Si no recuerdo mal, la \u00faltima sugerencia que me hice a m\u00ed mismo fue un estrepitoso fracaso desde el momento en que mi cerebro fofo y apergaminado intent\u00f3 llevarla a cabo: encerrarme en un armario durante un a\u00f1o o doce meses, con provisiones, agua, piruletas de fresa con forma de coraz\u00f3n, un wc qu\u00edmico, ansiol\u00edticos, laxantes y una l\u00e1mpara solar, lejos de todo lo que representa el contacto humano real, siempre doloroso y absurdamente arriesgado.<\/p>\n<p>Qu\u00e9 lejos quedan esos d\u00edas en los que mi \u00fanica preocupaci\u00f3n como ser racional eran los agujeros de mis calcetines y la forma de ocultar los pies para que mis amantes o pod\u00f3logos no los vieran; hasta que en un acto de genialidad meramente extraterrestre, descubr\u00ed que era mucho mejor quit\u00e1rmelos para dormir, y sobre todo, infinitamente m\u00e1s saludable. Lo que nunca me he quitado, ni siquiera delante de la mujer m\u00e1s bella del mundo, han sido los calzoncillos, m\u00e1s que nada porque hace a\u00f1os que no los uso, aunque tengo una colecci\u00f3n bastante considerable y realmente codiciada por los marchantes de ropa interior m\u00e1s importantes de mi barrio.<\/p>\n<p>Hace cerca de cuatrocientos a\u00f1os, un antepasado m\u00edo que continuamente se jactaba de la perfecta simetr\u00eda de sus caderas, sufri\u00f3 un ataque de locura mientras las contemplaba extasiado frente a un espejo y golpe\u00f3 a su mujer con una benditera. Por supuesto, la parienta de este imb\u00e9cil muri\u00f3 y a \u00e9l lo condenaron a muerte. Mientras esperaba la hora de su ejecuci\u00f3n y presa de una especie de delirio psic\u00f3tico, escribi\u00f3 un tratado sobre la cocci\u00f3n de los esp\u00e1rragos que tuvo un gran \u00e9xito una vez publicado y unas memorias tituladas \u00abRasuramiento y contubernio\u00bb que fueron confiscadas por la Santa inquisici\u00f3n. Te cuento esto por dos razones: 1) Para hacer bulto, pues no se me ocurre absolutamente nada coherente. 2) Para demostrarte que mis ancestros ya sufrian enfermedades mentales.<\/p>\n<p>Besos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Magritte,&nbsp;Respuesta inesperada, 1933 Querida: A veces tiendo a darme buenos consejos pero, como le pasaba a la Alicia de Lewis Carroll, raramente los sigo; m\u00e1s por una especie de exagerada pereza involucionista, que por hacerme caso a m\u00ed mismo y terminar d\u00e1ndome cuenta de que ser\u00eda mucho m\u00e1s beneficioso para mi salud mental ocupar mi 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