{"id":2844,"date":"2012-02-08T07:59:00","date_gmt":"2012-02-08T07:59:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:40:31","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:40:31","slug":"email-del-8-de-febrero-2012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2012\/02\/08\/email-del-8-de-febrero-2012\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 8 de febrero 2012"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-Z1q605TzWek\/TzJVu4dvllI\/AAAAAAAAFNU\/sB0FmPdiAE4\/s1600\/AlexKatz-a-tree-in-winter.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/AlexKatz-a-tree-in-winter.jpg?resize=371%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2845\" width=\"371\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: Helvetica; font-size: xx-small;\">Alex Katz, <i>\u00abA tree in winter\u00bb<\/i><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHola:<\/p>\n<p>Tomarse unas vacaciones, aunque sean peque\u00f1as como las que me he regalado yo, hace milagros en el alma y a veces incluso en el cutis. En estas dos semanas he empezado un mont\u00f3n de cosas, aunque por supuesto, no he terminado ninguna de ellas. El segundo d\u00eda de retiro comenc\u00e9 a escribir un relato corto titulado <i>\u00abGallinas h\u00famedas\u00bb<\/i> que trataba sobre un pollo androm\u00e1nico que encontraba apetecibles a todas las gallinas, pero no me convenci\u00f3 el tratamiento y acab\u00f3 en la papelera. Unos d\u00edas m\u00e1s tarde lo volv\u00ed a intentar y garabate\u00e9 tres hojas de lo que pod\u00eda haberse llamado <i>\u00abTratado sobre la transubstanciaci\u00f3n\u00bb<\/i> que a\u00fan guardo en un caj\u00f3n esperando, supongo, una dosis de Musa que no llega por ninguna parte. En cuanto a otros falsos comienzos que no est\u00e9n relacionados con la literatura puedo contarte, sin temor a que me taches de \u00abrarito,\u00bb que hace dos mi\u00e9rcoles me matricul\u00e9 en una universidad popular en la asignatura de bailes de sal\u00f3n, pero como el primer d\u00eda me toc\u00f3 de pareja una se\u00f1ora de ochenta y siete a\u00f1os que se re\u00eda sin parar cuando me contaba que hab\u00eda perdido la dentadura postiza en el geriatra, acab\u00e9 por no acudir a las clases y dedicar ese valioso tiempo -a mi edad todo el tiempo es valioso- a practicar los viajes astrales inducidos qu\u00edmicamente.<\/p>\n<p>Hace un frio del cop\u00f3n, me imagino que lo habr\u00e1s notado; estoy por rescatar el calzoncillo largo de felpa y salir a la calle bien abrigadito, por lo menos en mis partes intimas, las m\u00e1s apreciadas ya que son las \u00fanicas que todav\u00eda me proporcionan placer, pues mi cerebro se encuentra en huelga racional sine die y acariciarme las plantas de los pies con una pluma s\u00f3lo produce gozo y deleite al raquis y al ca\u00f1\u00f3n de la pluma (se ponen de un color rojo sinuoso que llega a dar grima y envidia).<\/p>\n<p>La verdad es que no tengo demasiadas cosas que contarte; sigo tan pobre como hace quince d\u00edas, tan tonto, tan aburrido y tan sumamente apoltronado, que no necesito nada m\u00e1s que un buen bostezo para sentirme a gusto conmigo mismo y, estar\u00e1s de acuerdo, eso es algo que no todos los humanos pueden llegar a conseguir en una sola existencia. De momento me despido de ti hasta el pr\u00f3ximo email que puede ser ma\u00f1ana, dentro de diez a\u00f1os o incluso esta misma tarde: los designios del hast\u00edo y la desgana son inescrutables&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\nBesos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alex Katz, \u00abA tree in winter\u00bb Hola: Tomarse unas vacaciones, aunque sean peque\u00f1as como las que me he regalado yo, hace milagros en el alma y a veces incluso en el cutis. En estas dos semanas he empezado un mont\u00f3n de cosas, aunque por supuesto, no he terminado ninguna de ellas. El segundo d\u00eda de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2845,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2844","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/AlexKatz-a-tree-in-winter.jpg?fit=372%2C400&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2844","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2844"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2844\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2845"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}