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Cabeza, tronco y extremidades (microrrelato inacabado).<\/b><\/p>\n
Me encontraba meditando sobre la senectud y sus miserables consecuencias, cuando llegu\u00e9 a la determinaci\u00f3n de abandonar la parte f\u00edsica de mi propio ser. No encontraba ninguna l\u00f3gica en el hecho, por poner solo un par de s\u00e1dicos ejemplos, de que cuando era mucho m\u00e1s joven tuviera una hermosa nariz y unas orejas excepcionalmente sim\u00e9tricas y ahora, que casi rozaba la jodida sesentena, poseyera una morcilla y una f\u00e1brica de vellosidades respectivamente. Pero no fue hasta un poco m\u00e1s tarde cuando me puse a hacerme preguntas desagradables. Como adem\u00e1s de provecto soy un pusil\u00e1nime cr\u00f3nico, decid\u00ed dejar en suspenso las euf\u00f3bicas respuestas para m\u00e1s tarde y centrarme \u00fanicamente en aquellas partes del cuerpo en las que pareciese que no hab\u00eda pasado el tiempo. El problema es que no encontr\u00e9 ninguna. Ni siquiera siendo condescendiente. Justo en ese instante son\u00f3 el timbre de la puerta. Era el repartidor de Aliexpress que a pesar de su aspecto caqu\u00e9ctico me cay\u00f3 bien al instante, pues dentro del bulto que iba a entregarme en unos segundos hab\u00eda un orbitoclasto, un instrumento quir\u00fargico por el cual hab\u00eda suspirado durante muchos, muchos a\u00f1os. Cuando tuve en mis manos el paquete la emoci\u00f3n corruscante me rasgu\u00f1\u00f3 los sentidos. Mientras desenvolv\u00eda mi tesoro una especie de fucilazo interno ilumin\u00f3 mi sonrisa de satisfacci\u00f3n eterna. \u00a1Por fin podr\u00eda lobotomizarme!<\/p>\n
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Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn. Two studies of the head of an old man (1626) Cabeza, tronco y extremidades (microrrelato inacabado). Me encontraba meditando sobre la senectud y sus miserables consecuencias, cuando llegu\u00e9 a la determinaci\u00f3n de abandonar la parte f\u00edsica de mi propio ser. No encontraba ninguna l\u00f3gica en el hecho, por poner solo 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