{"id":2860,"date":"2012-01-13T09:36:00","date_gmt":"2012-01-13T09:36:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:40:37","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:40:37","slug":"segundo-email-del-13-de-enero-2012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2012\/01\/13\/segundo-email-del-13-de-enero-2012\/","title":{"rendered":"Segundo email del 13 de enero 2012"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-i22qRaKdO8c\/TxAJUsqNsaI\/AAAAAAAAFL0\/t91St_H3k1E\/s1600\/martinkippenberger1992untitled.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"331\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/martinkippenberger1992untitled.png?resize=400%2C331&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2861\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: Helvetica; font-size: xx-small;\">Martin Kippenberger, <i>\u00abUntitled\u00bb <\/i>(1992)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHola otra vez (hoy me siento discursivo):<\/p>\n<p>\nNo hace ni siquiera dos meses, nuestro barbudo presidente y su clan de ap\u00f3stoles salva-patrias proclamaban a los cuatro vientos su intenci\u00f3n de NO subir los impuestos. Est\u00e1 grabado multitud de veces, as\u00ed que no caben los sufridos \u00abno me entendieron\u00bb o el \u00abejem, quise decir\u00bb. Teniendo en cuenta pues que no han cumplido con el m\u00e1s importante de los puntos de su todav\u00eda desconocido programa, \u00bfqu\u00e9 es lo que va a suceder con las otras tres o cuatro promesas? Tiemblo s\u00f3lo de pensarlo&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Tengo un par de amigos, conocidos dir\u00eda yo, que al no tener conciencia pol\u00edtica y si la tienen, es semejante a la que puede tener un mast\u00edn de los Pirineos hidr\u00f3pico, votaron al Partido Podrido como castigo a Zapatero -dec\u00edan ellos-. \u00a1Gilipollas! C\u00f3mo me gustar\u00eda gritarles al cerebro el cl\u00e1sico \u00abya te lo advert\u00ed, so memoooooo\u00bb, pero, por desgracia, mi madre me educ\u00f3 bastante bien y aunque no lo parezca soy un caballero, aunque a veces pueda llegar a comportarme psic\u00f3ticamente, sobre todo cuando alguien me esconde los calcetines a traici\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p>Llegados a este punto y como no puedo exiliarme a ning\u00fan lugar, ni siquiera a Francia, que es el pa\u00eds m\u00e1s cercano (pues para vivir gobernado por fachas, prefiero soportar el careto de longaniza de Sarkozy antes que el vello facial blanquecino y sucio del se\u00f1or R), no me queda otra que soportar con garbo y salero los pr\u00f3ximos cuatro a\u00f1os de sufrimiento, mentiras y verg\u00fcenza pol\u00edtica. <\/p>\n<p>Cuando vine al mundo hace casi cinco d\u00e9cadas, nadie me avis\u00f3 de lo que tendr\u00eda que llegar a aguantar en este punto de mi vida. Seguramente, si lo hubiera sabido me habr\u00eda negado en redondo a salir del \u00fatero materno, pues all\u00ed se estaba bien, calentito y con cierta humedad no relativa y, sobre todo, me alimentaban gratis. \u00a1Qu\u00e9 suerte tienen las vacas, los cerdos, las cabras y dem\u00e1s animales de granja! \u00a1No tienen que escuchar sandeces y sobre todo ver los caretos de semejantes pol\u00edticos por la tele! Y no s\u00f3lo me refiero a los de derechas, sino a todos en general. \u00a1Menuda panda de ineptos, chorizos y soplagaitas! \u00bfPara cu\u00e1ndo la tercera rep\u00fablica? <\/p>\n<p>\nA veces me pregunto qu\u00e9 es lo que ser\u00e1 de los j\u00f3venes que se supone han de lubricar las ruedas para que nuestro sufrido planeta siga rodando. \u00a1Joder! \u00a1Pobrecitos!<\/p>\n<p>\nBesos<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Martin Kippenberger, \u00abUntitled\u00bb (1992) Hola otra vez (hoy me siento discursivo): No hace ni siquiera dos meses, nuestro barbudo presidente y su clan de ap\u00f3stoles salva-patrias proclamaban a los cuatro vientos su intenci\u00f3n de NO subir los impuestos. Est\u00e1 grabado multitud de veces, as\u00ed que no caben los sufridos \u00abno me entendieron\u00bb o el \u00abejem, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2861,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2860","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/martinkippenberger1992untitled.png?fit=400%2C332&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2860","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2860"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2860\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2861"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}