{"id":288,"date":"2021-11-15T08:46:00","date_gmt":"2021-11-15T08:46:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:26:06","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:26:06","slug":"email-del-15-de-noviembre-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2021\/11\/15\/email-del-15-de-noviembre-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 15 de noviembre 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-z7AMU8U8w1c\/YZIbfBn1API\/AAAAAAAAvYs\/4WX2kW9eAFwaoI6SRkypWxffDvf-zMh3QCLcBGAsYHQ\/s600\/larotonda_theresolution.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"425\" data-original-width=\"600\" height=\"284\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/larotonda_theresolution.jpg?resize=400%2C284&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-289\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Craig LaRotonda. <i>The resolution <\/i>(2010)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Las palabras brotan como t\u00e9mpanos en curso de colisi\u00f3n. Ella me escupe delirios disfrazados de inquietudes. Yo le suelto sermones pasajeros. Como somos adultos, tratamos de destruir nuestros futuros como seres civilizados. Cuando le pregunto de qu\u00e9 sirve tener suerte, me responde con una palabra que desconozco. Intento buscarla en wordreference.com pero internet est\u00e1 ca\u00eddo. Entonces me siento sobre los talones de la misma forma que lo har\u00eda un anhed\u00f3nico asintom\u00e1tico frente a un pastel grande y descuidado plagado de moscas, y me concentro en los dientecillos puntiagudos de un arma arpada. Al cabo de unos minutos el pronombre personal de tercera persona del singular en g\u00e9nero femenino reaparece y recrimina mi pasividad para enfrentarme con los problemas emocionales. Yo trato de explicarle que los problemas los tiene ella, pero mi atrocidad verbal adopta una actitud par\u00e1sita y se introduce en mi cuerpo. Cuando ella se retira, una sensaci\u00f3n de paz semejante en tama\u00f1o a un cet\u00e1ceo adulto me enjuaga el sudor de la frente. Intento acariciarle una teta, pero las sensaciones carecen de protuberancias glandulosas y no me queda otro remedio que entrar en el cuarto, sentarme al lado de ella y consolarla mientras intento bajarle las bragas. Entonces su rostro se contrae y por unos instantes me recuerda a una m\u00e1scara <i>hannya<\/i>. Me acusa de infantil y libertino. Yo le respondo que los mejores orgasmos de su vida se los he proporcionado yo&#8230; graciosamente. Entonces cae el tel\u00f3n. De repente me veo en la calle. Miro al cielo y una lluvia de pertenencias del pasado cae sobre m\u00ed y sobre algunos peatones que confundidos graban con sus m\u00f3viles mi derrumbamiento. Una de esos peatones es una chica de unos 17 a\u00f1os que me mira con asco. Le gui\u00f1o un ojo y le digo que s\u00e9 la manera de hacerla feliz para siempre. Entonces me cae en la cabeza mi caja met\u00e1lica preferida y termino pasando los siguientes 3 meses acurrucado entra las zarzas que crecen en una acequia.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Craig LaRotonda. The resolution (2010) Las palabras brotan como t\u00e9mpanos en curso de colisi\u00f3n. Ella me escupe delirios disfrazados de inquietudes. Yo le suelto sermones pasajeros. Como somos adultos, tratamos de destruir nuestros futuros como seres civilizados. Cuando le pregunto de qu\u00e9 sirve tener suerte, me responde con una palabra que desconozco. Intento buscarla [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":289,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/larotonda_theresolution.jpg?fit=400%2C284&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=288"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/289"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}