{"id":2908,"date":"2011-12-09T09:21:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-09T09:21:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:40:51","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:40:51","slug":"wosene-worke-kosrof-color-of-words-ix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2011\/12\/09\/wosene-worke-kosrof-color-of-words-ix\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 9 de diciembre 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Wosene Worke Kosrof, \u00abThe Color of Words IX\u00bb<\/i><\/span><\/div>\n

Querida:<\/p>\n

Parece que s\u00f3lo hace un par de minutos que te escrib\u00ed cont\u00e1ndote lo que hago los viernes, d\u00eda de mercadito, y ya vuelve a ser otra vez el \u00faltimo de los d\u00edas laborables y el \u00faltimo d\u00eda de la semana que acaba en S. Yo mismo, no hace demasiado tiempo, acab\u00e9 tambi\u00e9n en S, aunque la verdad, sobre este tema prefiero correr una espesa mantilla -odio eso de \u00abtupido velo\u00bb- Por cierto, tambi\u00e9n odio la palabra \u00abrozagante\u00bb porque al pronunciarla se me caen los pantalones, aunque s\u00f3lo existe un vocablo que verdaderamente pueda llegar a sacarme de mis casillas: \u00abtetrafalangarcia\u00bb. La \u00faltima vez que lo pronunci\u00e9 mi cuerpo se paraliz\u00f3 de repente y mi perra \u00abTita\u00bb aprovech\u00f3 para robarme el croissant que me estaba comiendo. <\/p>\n

Ya que me he liado con el tema de las palabras raras y poco usadas por la plebe, me gustar\u00eda que te fijaras en las siguientes:<\/p>\n

1- Socali\u00f1a.
\n2- Insuquicia.
\n3- Cristomat\u00eda.<\/p>\n

Uno de ellas me la acabo de inventar y te desaf\u00edo a que la encuentres sin usar el diccionario o Google. Voy a dejarte la definici\u00f3n de dicho palabro para que te des cuenta de una vez por todas con qu\u00e9 clase de tipo est\u00e1s hablando (o escribi\u00e9ndote).<\/p>\n

DEFINICI\u00d3N PALABRA INVENTADA: Estimulaci\u00f3n o manipulaci\u00f3n de los \u00f3rganos genitales o de zonas er\u00f3genas para proporcionar goce sexual. Masturbaci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n

Como me imagino que no habr\u00e1s acertado a la primera, voy a repetir el juego (hoy me siento verdaderamente gamberro):<\/p>\n

1- Prez.
\n2- Apropincuarse.
\n3- Balama<\/p>\n

DEFINICI\u00d3N SEGUNDA PALABRA INVENTADA: Orificio respiratorio externo de muchos artr\u00f3podos terrestres y peces elasmobranquios. <\/p>\n

C\u00f3mo acabo de demostrarte mi vasto vocabulario y al mismo tiempo me he pegado un vacile sabros\u00f3n, voy a terminar de vestirme y a andar un rato por las calles llenas de gente; me encanta practicar ese poco conocido deporte llamado \u00bb rodeo geri\u00e1trico\u00bb,  del que soy el m\u00e1ximo exponente. Ya sabes, consiste en caminar a paso firme por las aceras, esquivando a los abuelitos lentos sin que \u00e9stos lo adviertan y sobre todo, intentando llegar lo m\u00e1s r\u00e1pido posible al destino final, que generalmente es el hogar, aunque a veces puede ser la panader\u00eda, el banco o incluso un club de alterne. Por supuesto, derribar a un anciano penaliza y entonces, adem\u00e1s de llevarme un garrotazo en la cabeza, debo volver a la l\u00ednea de salida, con lo cual pierdo tiempo y puntos. <\/p>\n

\nSaludos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Wosene Worke Kosrof, \u00abThe Color of Words IX\u00bb Querida: Parece que s\u00f3lo hace un par de minutos que te escrib\u00ed cont\u00e1ndote lo que hago los viernes, d\u00eda de mercadito, y ya vuelve a ser otra vez el \u00faltimo de los d\u00edas laborables y el \u00faltimo d\u00eda de la semana que acaba en S. 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