{"id":2920,"date":"2011-12-03T15:30:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-03T15:30:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:40:53","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:40:53","slug":"segundo-email-del-3-de-noviembre-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2011\/12\/03\/segundo-email-del-3-de-noviembre-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"Segundo email del 3 de diciembre 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-XkLNKwhqJIU\/Ttp9myGSkAI\/AAAAAAAAFG4\/LsGDaXYCzWE\/s1600\/Martin-Johnson-Heade-Orchids-and%2Bbeatle1885.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"237\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Martin-Johnson-Heade-Orchids-andbeatle1885.jpg?resize=400%2C237&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2921\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: Helvetica; font-size: xx-small;\">Martin Johnson Heade,<i> \u00abOrchids and beatle\u00bb<\/i> (1885)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHola por segunda vez: <\/p>\n<p>Esta es la historia de una cochinilla.<\/p>\n<p>Mim\u00ed-Nedoun-Alal\u00e1 era una cochinilla de la humedad, de moral laxa y a la que le gustaba retozar con todos sus cong\u00e9neres sin importarle demasiado el sexo o afiliaci\u00f3n agr\u00edcola, siempre que pudieran producirle placer con un m\u00ednimo de destrozos en el exoesqueleto. Un d\u00eda ventoso de principios de oto\u00f1o y mientras trataba de seducir a su t\u00edo abuelo Wine-Nedoun-Alal\u00e1, sufri\u00f3 una embolia que la dej\u00f3 con medio cuerpo paralizado e impedida de por vida. Ni siquiera era capaz de enrollarse en forma de acorde\u00f3n para protegerse y su futuro se presentaba incierto y doloroso. Su padre, Woso-Nedoun-Alal\u00e1, intent\u00f3 convencerla de que se suicidara para poner fin a sus sufrimientos, y sobre todo al trabajo que alimentarla representaba para el n\u00facleo familiar. Pero Mim\u00ed-Nedoun-Alal\u00e1 se mantuvo firme; quer\u00eda vivir, b\u00e1sicamente porque muerta no pod\u00eda disfrutar del sexo. \u00ab\u00bfQu\u00e9 sexo?\u00bb, pregunt\u00f3 su padre arqueando una de sus ant\u00e9nulas. Ella ni se inmut\u00f3 cuando, desprovista de cualquier asomo de decencia, inst\u00f3 a su padre a que le demostrara su amor reclutando a algunos onisc\u00eddeos para que copularan ante ella,&nbsp; pagados, naturalmente, a un precio razonable. \u00ab\u00a1Eso s\u00ed que no!\u00bb, replic\u00f3 su padre con aspecto malhumorado, \u00aben nuestra familia jam\u00e1s nadie ha osado fornicar sin \u00e1nimo de procreaci\u00f3n. Eres una is\u00f3poda ramera. \u00a1Ojal\u00e1 no hubieras nacido!\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>El tiempo pasaba inexorable y nuestra protagonista yac\u00eda medio inerte sobre un mont\u00edculo de tierra h\u00fameda mientras el resto de la comunidad la alimentaba y aseaba cuando pod\u00eda. Harta de su presente y horrorizada ante su futuro, a menudo imaginaba org\u00edas y desenfrenos morfol\u00f3gicos para escapar al hast\u00edo. A veces, incluso, imaginaba que era una forma de progreso evolutivo y que el resto de su especie deber\u00edan estar tan lisiados como ella. Entonces, fantaseaba con su suicidio y la forma de llevar a cabo una completa inmolaci\u00f3n del clan: \u00abSi yo he de permanecer sin sexo en este poltr\u00f3n de hojas carcomidas y humus, ellos me har\u00e1n compa\u00f1\u00eda\u00bb. Pero como suele pasar cuando alguien desea con todas sus fuerzas algo, el futuro se adelant\u00f3 en forma de una segunda embolia, que inutiliz\u00f3 la parte de su cuerpo que a\u00fan pod\u00eda mover y acab\u00f3 por convertirla en algo inanimado, que ya no deb\u00eda ni pod\u00eda permanecer en aquel mundo irreal y subterr\u00e1neo al que alguna vez perteneci\u00f3.<\/p>\n<p>\nUn abrazo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Martin Johnson Heade, \u00abOrchids and beatle\u00bb (1885) Hola por segunda vez: Esta es la historia de una cochinilla. Mim\u00ed-Nedoun-Alal\u00e1 era una cochinilla de la humedad, de moral laxa y a la que le gustaba retozar con todos sus cong\u00e9neres sin importarle demasiado el sexo o afiliaci\u00f3n agr\u00edcola, siempre que pudieran producirle placer con un m\u00ednimo 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