{"id":2922,"date":"2011-12-03T09:34:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-03T09:34:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:40:54","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:40:54","slug":"email-del-3-de-noviembre-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2011\/12\/03\/email-del-3-de-noviembre-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 3 de diciembre 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-z2CKEbttuPI\/TtoJVGWQYRI\/AAAAAAAAFGw\/wfxM6OVWhrI\/s1600\/Pietro%2BLonghi%2BDas%2BRhinozeros1751.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/PietroLonghiDasRhinozeros1751.jpg?resize=310%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2923\" width=\"310\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: &quot;helvetica&quot;; font-size: xx-small;\">Pietro Longhi, &nbsp;<i>\u00abIl<span lang=\"it\">&nbsp;rinoceronte<\/span>\u00ab<\/i> (1751)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nMy dear:<\/p>\n<p>Anoche escrib\u00ed un peque\u00f1o cuento titulado \u00abDesventuras de un \u00f3vulo ap\u00f3crifo\u00bb y estoy convencido de que podr\u00eda servir de base literaria para un guion cinematogr\u00e1fico y m\u00e1s tarde para una magn\u00edfica pel\u00edcula digna de ser dirigida por talentos tan desquiciados como Ozores o Almod\u00f3var. Te cuento brevemente el argumento:<\/p>\n<p>El primer bailar\u00edn de la compa\u00f1\u00eda nacional de ballet, Greg V\u00e1zquez, se encuentra bailando \u00abLa bayader\u00bb de Ludwig Minkus, seg\u00fan la coreograf\u00eda de Petipa e Ivanov ante un p\u00fablico muy selecto, cuando a mitad del tercer acto sus tut\u00fas se rebelan y se transforman en discorolas provocando la hilaridad de la audiencia. Presa del p\u00e1nico, Greg intenta correr para salir de escena pero un rinoceronte atractivo vestido con botas militares se lo impide, por lo que no le queda otra opci\u00f3n que quitarse las mallas y estrangularlo con ellas. Al final logra escapar, pero unas pocas horas despu\u00e9s es detenido y acusado formalmente de perisodactycidio en primer grado. Se celebra un juicio r\u00e1pido y es condenado a comerse una ensalada de zanahoria con cebolleta y pimientos delante de cinco senadores desnudos.<\/p>\n<p>Desde luego el texto no es como para tirar cohetes, pero yo tampoco soy Christopher Marlowe. Supongo que con unas cuantas correcciones y otros tantos retoques por aqu\u00ed y por all\u00e1 podr\u00eda llegar a convertirse en un escrito s\u00f3lido y con potencial comercial. Soy consciente de que el personaje del rinoceronte no est\u00e1 demasiado bien perfilado y que la parte del juicio podr\u00eda haber sido escrita con mayor profundidad, sobre todo resaltando el car\u00e1cter vol\u00e1til y egoc\u00e9ntricamente enfermizo del juez y sus ansias de notoriedad p\u00fablica, pero no me importa. He tratado de hacer una feroz cr\u00edtica al establishment y la forma en que \u00e9ste descalifica nuestros sue\u00f1os por medio de la fuerza que implica el poder.<\/p>\n<p>Esta noche, si me visita la Musa escribir\u00e9 una digna continuaci\u00f3n, de momento me voy a caminar un rato por el cementerio. Dicen que a estas horas pueden verse a los esp\u00edritus saltar a la goma el\u00e1stica mientras cantan:<\/p>\n<p>\nUna, dos y tres,<br \/>\npluma, tintero y papel,<br \/>\npara escribir una carta<br \/>\na mi querido Miguel.<\/p>\n<p>En la carta le dec\u00eda<br \/>\nrecuerdos para tu t\u00eda,<br \/>\nque est\u00e1 comiendo jud\u00edas<br \/>\nen el jard\u00edn de Isabel.<\/p>\n<p>Arroz con leche,<br \/>\nme quiero casar,<br \/>\ncon un se\u00f1orito<br \/>\nque sepa planchar,<br \/>\nque sepa coser,<br \/>\nque sepa bordar,<br \/>\nque sepa abrir la puerta<br \/>\npara irnos a jugar.<\/p>\n<p>\nBesoooooos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pietro Longhi, &nbsp;\u00abIl&nbsp;rinoceronte\u00ab (1751) My dear: Anoche escrib\u00ed un peque\u00f1o cuento titulado \u00abDesventuras de un \u00f3vulo ap\u00f3crifo\u00bb y estoy convencido de que podr\u00eda servir de base literaria para un guion cinematogr\u00e1fico y m\u00e1s tarde para una magn\u00edfica pel\u00edcula digna de ser dirigida por talentos tan desquiciados como Ozores o Almod\u00f3var. Te cuento brevemente el argumento: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2923,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2922","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/PietroLonghiDasRhinozeros1751.jpg?fit=311%2C400&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2922"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2922\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2923"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}