{"id":2936,"date":"2011-11-26T16:14:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-26T16:14:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:41:00","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:41:00","slug":"2-email-del-sabado-26-de-noviembre-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2011\/11\/26\/2-email-del-sabado-26-de-noviembre-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"Segundo email del 26 de noviembre 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-Qw5MvXOIulE\/TtEQPLg_FXI\/AAAAAAAAFFo\/d2L4ljAnQJk\/s1600\/vangogh1887.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"313\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/vangogh1887.jpg?resize=400%2C313&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2937\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">&nbsp;Van Gogh, <i>\u00abUn par de zapatos\u00bb<\/i> (1887)<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<\/div>\n<p>Hola otra vez:<\/p>\n<p>Llevo media ma\u00f1ana buscando el zapato del pie izquierdo pero no logro encontrarlo. Ayer los dej\u00e9 a los dos juntitos debajo de mi cama, como siempre, y esta ma\u00f1ana s\u00f3lo he podido encontrar uno. He tenido que ir a echar la primitiva saltando a la pata coja y por el camino un renco me ha insultado por intrusismo. \u00a1Es incre\u00edble! \u00bfHabr\u00e1 entrado un ladr\u00f3n a robar mientras dorm\u00eda y viendo que no hab\u00eda nada de valor ha optado por llevarse un zapato, quiz\u00e1 para usarlo de cenicero? Una cosa est\u00e1 clara, el calzado no tiene vida biol\u00f3gica y mucho menos capacidad para jugar al escondite, adem\u00e1s hasta donde yo s\u00e9&nbsp; es incapaz de desmaterializarse sin la ayuda de un desmaterializador de rayos Gamma, y estos, de momento, s\u00f3lo se fabrican y comercializan en Urano. Podr\u00eda sacarle partido a esta alucinante historia escribiendo un cuento que se titulara \u00abEl misterio del zapato italiano de marca desaparecido\u00bb, \u00abThe shoe is missing\u00bb si lo quiero publicar exclusivamente para los lectores angloparlantes o \u00abWangu wa kushoto kiatu\u00bb si lo quiero publicar en Zimbabue, Uganda, Mozambique, Congo, Ruanda, Burundi, Somalia, Tanzania y Kenia.<\/p>\n<p>Te preguntar\u00e1s la raz\u00f3n por la cual un vulgar zapato me saca de mis casillas, pero si te digo que lo compr\u00e9 (junto a su compa\u00f1ero que a\u00fan no me ha abandonado) en El corte ingl\u00e9s y que me costaron 134 euros y un ataque de p\u00e1nico, pues el vendedor era disl\u00e9xico mental, quiz\u00e1 te respondas a ti misma. De momento ignoro c\u00f3mo voy a salir a la calle esta tarde, a no ser que me ponga las pantuflas y encadene la verg\u00fcenza a la bajante del fregadero. Tengo m\u00e1s pares, desde luego, pero est\u00e1n tan pasados de moda que si me atreviese a usarlos podr\u00eda ser deportado a la Favela da Antiga Fazenda Botafogo en R\u00edo de Janeiro.<\/p>\n<p>Lo que m\u00e1s me altera de esta situaci\u00f3n kafkiana es pensar que el zapato que falta era mi preferido del par. A \u00e9l le daba los mimitos que le negaba al otro; con \u00e9l usaba plantilla de devor-olor cada dos meses, mientras que con su colega nunca utilic\u00e9 ni una de cuero de fabricaci\u00f3n casera. En el fondo estoy totalmente convencido de que alg\u00fan d\u00eda volver\u00e1 arrastr\u00e1ndose e implorando el perd\u00f3n cual zapato pr\u00f3digo, pero entonces yo lo rechazar\u00e9 con actitud firme mientras acaricio y estimulo a un calzador de pl\u00e1stico. <\/p>\n<p>Te cuento todo esto para que no malcries a tus botas de cremallera con tac\u00f3n grueso. <\/p>\n<p>\nUn abrazo<\/p>\n<p>Nota: Email patrocinado por el gremio de zapateros espa\u00f1oles.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;Van Gogh, \u00abUn par de zapatos\u00bb (1887) Hola otra vez: Llevo media ma\u00f1ana buscando el zapato del pie izquierdo pero no logro encontrarlo. Ayer los dej\u00e9 a los dos juntitos debajo de mi cama, como siempre, y esta ma\u00f1ana s\u00f3lo he podido encontrar uno. He tenido que ir a echar la primitiva saltando a la [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2937,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2936","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/vangogh1887.jpg?fit=400%2C315&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2936","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2936"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2936\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2937"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2936"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2936"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2936"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}