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Gregorius Lopezziano Vagabundis. Calcet\u00edn sanpaku <\/i>(1962)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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La conversaci\u00f3n se estaba volviendo tan est\u00fapidamente seria que decid\u00ed largarme antes de que se me escapara un bostezo caballuno. Me desped\u00ed con falsa cara de pena de \u00ablos cinco de siempre\u00bb y me largu\u00e9 a casita. Despu\u00e9s de quitarme la ropa y quedarme en gayumbos, me tumb\u00e9 sobre el cad\u00e1ver momificado de Francesc Eiximenis y viaj\u00e9 hacia Kapteyn b. \u00a1Joder!, soy un erg\u00f3tico abaldonado, pero necesito estar elevado la mayor parte del tiempo. Solo de esa forma puedo adormecer mis delet\u00e9reos instintos asociales, antisociales y disociales. <\/p>\n

Recuerdo que acababa de terminar el \u00faltimo p\u00e1rrafo de mi serie de par\u00e1grafos sin conexi\u00f3n titulada L\u00faes<\/i>, cuando alguien golpe\u00f3 en mi puerta. Sin hacer el menor ruido me deslic\u00e9 hacia la mirilla y pude ver que al otro lado estaban \u00ablos cinco de siempre\u00bb, es decir, los gemebundos tocapelotas de los cojones. Supongo que hab\u00edan agotado los temas profundos y hab\u00edan decidido venir a que les insultara un poco. Sin embargo yo ten\u00eda otros planes. Tras amenazarlos con desmembrar sus cuerpos y arrojar los pedazos a mis hamsters, termin\u00e9 conform\u00e1ndome con enviarlos a la gran mierda pura, \u00edntegra y refulgente. Afortunadamente se tomaron mis coacciones en serio y se largaron mientras discut\u00edan sobre paralogismos. Me asom\u00e9 a la ventana y los vi dirigirse hacia la parada del metro. Ahora que estaba seguro de que nada ni nadie me molestar\u00eda decid\u00ed coserme la patata del calcet\u00edn. Se me ca\u00eda la baba porque de alguna extra\u00f1a manera estaba seguro de que si lograba enhebrar el hilo a la aguja, el resultado ser\u00eda que dejar\u00eda de arrastrar los juanetes.<\/p>\n

\u00a1La operaci\u00f3n fue todo un \u00e9xito! Ensart\u00e9 el ojo de la aguja a la primera y zurc\u00ed el soquete. De repente me sent\u00ed tan henchido de dicha que casi se me saltaron las l\u00e1grimas. Tras ponerme el calcet\u00edn reparado en su pie correspondiente lo acerqu\u00e9 a un espejo bajo y estuve m\u00e1s de cuatro horas contemplando su extraordinaria belleza. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

  Gregorius Lopezziano Vagabundis. Calcet\u00edn sanpaku (1962) La conversaci\u00f3n se estaba volviendo tan est\u00fapidamente seria que decid\u00ed largarme antes de que se me escapara un bostezo caballuno. Me desped\u00ed con falsa cara de pena de \u00ablos cinco de siempre\u00bb y me largu\u00e9 a casita. Despu\u00e9s de quitarme la ropa y quedarme en gayumbos, me tumb\u00e9 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