{"id":2980,"date":"2011-11-07T06:06:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-07T06:06:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:41:12","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:41:12","slug":"mail-del-7-de-noviembre-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2011\/11\/07\/mail-del-7-de-noviembre-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 7 de noviembre 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-v4CZYzziLok\/TrcS9kpVsDI\/AAAAAAAAFAk\/KomEA38joeg\/s1600\/Hockney-Yves%2BMarie%2Bin%2Bthe%2BRain%252C%2B1973.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"318\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Hockney-YvesMarieintheRain252C1973.jpg?resize=400%2C318&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2981\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">David Hockney,&nbsp;<i>\u00abYves Marie in the Rain\u00bb<\/i>&nbsp;(1973)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHola (desde las nubes):<\/p>\n<p>\nCuando los pantanos est\u00e1n m\u00e1s secos que un dry Martini, todos levantamos los brazos al cielo implorando al divino la presencia de algunas nubecitas negras y cargadas de agua redentora; pero cuando esos deseos se hacen realidad, sacamos a las v\u00edrgenes y santos de las iglesias para que detengan los aguaceros y as\u00ed salvar las cosechas o para que las piscinas de los ricos no se ensucien o desborden. Nunca estamos de acuerdo con la madre naturaleza y los fen\u00f3menos atmosf\u00e9ricos. Lo que realmente nos gustar\u00eda es poder controlar totalmente la meteorolog\u00eda, de la misma manera que lo hacemos (y muy mal por cierto) con cada una de las cosas que nos rodean, incluyendo al resto de humanos. No podemos estar lloriqueando porque no tenemos agua para quitarnos las lega\u00f1as y al d\u00eda siguiente rezar para que deje de llover. Es demencial. Si miramos el estado de los embalses espa\u00f1oles podremos darnos cuenta de que las comunidades que peor est\u00e1n, h\u00eddricamente hablando, son las que m\u00e1s fomentan los regad\u00edos descontrolados y la pijeria de grandes urbanizaciones y campos de golf.<\/p>\n<p>No voy a entrar en campa\u00f1a, porque la finalidad de este mail es simplemente saludarte, pero no puedo dejar de cabrearme ante esta situaci\u00f3n kafkiana. Quiz\u00e1 deber\u00edamos subir a lo alto de una monta\u00f1a y mirar hacia abajo para darnos cuenta de que no somos absolutamente nada. Incluso una mierda seca de perro es m\u00e1s importante en el Universo que nosotros. Puede que incluso un d\u00eda ni siquiera nos levantemos temprano para justificar nuestra existencia trabajando o sodomizando a lo que se nos ponga por delante, porque ese d\u00eda ya estaremos muertos (afortunadamente).<\/p>\n<p>\nCien besitos isob\u00e1ricos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>David Hockney,&nbsp;\u00abYves Marie in the Rain\u00bb&nbsp;(1973) Hola (desde las nubes): Cuando los pantanos est\u00e1n m\u00e1s secos que un dry Martini, todos levantamos los brazos al cielo implorando al divino la presencia de algunas nubecitas negras y cargadas de agua redentora; pero cuando esos deseos se hacen realidad, sacamos a las v\u00edrgenes y santos de las 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