{"id":2998,"date":"2011-10-29T06:32:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-29T06:32:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:41:16","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:41:16","slug":"mail-del-29-de-octubre-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2011\/10\/29\/mail-del-29-de-octubre-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 29 de octubre 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-_kYL1fq8baI\/TqvZ-4k_dBI\/AAAAAAAAE9s\/sJJglApHEOs\/s1600\/Richard%2BStenhouseselfportraitasacockroach2001.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/RichardStenhouseselfportraitasacockroach2001.jpg?resize=373%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2999\" width=\"373\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: Helvetica; font-size: xx-small;\">Richard Stenhouse, <i>\u00abSelfportrait as a cockroach\u00bb<\/i>&nbsp; (2001)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHabari (Hola en suajili):<\/p>\n<p>Existe un libro (y si no existe, yo lo escribir\u00e9) titulado \u00abEl masticador de correosos\u00bb en el que se relata la vida de un tipo vulgar que se pasa las 24 horas del d\u00eda sodomizando d\u00e1tiles, hasta que en un momento dado un d\u00e1til violento se revela y le clava un hueso en una arteria del pene, provoc\u00e1ndole una septicemia que en un corto espacio de tiempo le lleva a la muerte. As\u00ed creo que es nuestra existencia: nos pasamos la vida desvirtuando nuestros propias emociones hasta que llega un momento en que estas, totalmente distorsionadas, conspiran a nuestras espaldas una rebeli\u00f3n que puede llegar a trastornar el mapa an\u00edmico de nuestro futuro. Pero como de momento no pretendo d\u00e1rmelas de psic\u00f3logo cristiano voy a cambiar de tema y contarte lo que me sucedi\u00f3 ayer cerca de las once de la noche. <\/p>\n<p>Me encontraba tumbado en mi sof\u00e1 favorito de tres (incomodas) plazas, pensando en la vida de las lechugas y su especial interacci\u00f3n con el aceite de oliva virgen, cuando de repente una cucaracha albina apareci\u00f3 por debajo de la puerta. Como les tengo un asco especial a esos bichos, me levant\u00e9 e intente pisarla s\u00e1dicamente, pero antes de que pudiera levantar el pie, el insecto se transform\u00f3 en Heidi y me cant\u00f3 60 veces seguidas la canci\u00f3n \u00abAbuelito dime t\u00fa\u00bb de los t\u00edtulos de cr\u00e9dito de la serie y yo sufr\u00ed una alteraci\u00f3n diab\u00e9tica que me hizo perder el conocimiento. Cuando lo recobr\u00e9, enseguida supe que alguien me hab\u00eda forzado sexualmente pues tatuada en la piel de mi escroto pod\u00eda leerse la frase \u00abBaja calidad espermatoz\u00f3ica\u00bb. Mientras te escribo estas l\u00edneas estoy esperando impaciente que den las nueve, hora en que abren sus puertas los analistas seminol\u00f3gicos, aunque tambi\u00e9n los burs\u00e1tiles.<\/p>\n<p>\u00daltimamente me ha dado por bautizar a todos los cigarrillos que me fumo; este que tengo en la boca en estos momentos se llama Savanna Rose y el que me he fumado hace quince minutos Obdulio Garc\u00eda. Desconozco la causa de mi desvar\u00edo pero lejos de incomodarme hace que me sienta mejor. \u00a1Incluso estoy pensando en poner nombre a las paredes! Nadie jam\u00e1s se ha atrevido a bautizar a las paredes; en esto ser\u00e9 un precursor y si al final me da buenos resultados, pienso hacerlo con cada baldosa de gres de la casa, y me importa un pepino clorhidr\u00f3tico si me tachan de loco furioso. <\/p>\n<p>\nBueno, coraz\u00f3n, creo que voy a tomarme un valium triple. Si no recibes noticias m\u00edas en un plazo de 24 horas, m\u00e1ndame tu pr\u00f3ximo regalito al manicomio.<\/p>\n<p>\nBesos<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Richard Stenhouse, \u00abSelfportrait as a cockroach\u00bb&nbsp; (2001) Habari (Hola en suajili): Existe un libro (y si no existe, yo lo escribir\u00e9) titulado \u00abEl masticador de correosos\u00bb en el que se relata la vida de un tipo vulgar que se pasa las 24 horas del d\u00eda sodomizando d\u00e1tiles, hasta que en un momento dado un d\u00e1til 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