{"id":304,"date":"2021-10-19T09:23:00","date_gmt":"2021-10-19T09:23:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:26:14","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:26:14","slug":"gregorio-sieso-perez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2021\/10\/19\/gregorio-sieso-perez\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 19 de octubre 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-E52aDa4YazM\/YW6NtE8ZzSI\/AAAAAAAAu8U\/whPVeL4q7V8t6uW4B8QYIOLsahrQ7pxpQCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1015\/84664647_2954751581212407_8846776969195421696_n.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1015\" data-original-width=\"812\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/84664647_2954751581212407_8846776969195421696_n.jpg?resize=320%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-305\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Gregorio \u00abSieso\u00bb P\u00e9rez. <i>Orejas peludas sin derecho a voto<\/i> (1962)&nbsp;<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Querida:<\/p>\n<p>Ayer, mientras mi esteticista me depilaba las orejas, escrib\u00ed un cuentecito de poco m\u00e1s de 5000 palabras titulado <i>Blefaroespasmo<\/i> que creo es sencillamente magn\u00edfico. Te copio el primer p\u00e1rrafo para que te quedes con ganas de leer el resto.<\/p>\n<p><i>\u00abLa condesa Soputa (pronunciado Saput\u00e9) se sent\u00f3 en el balanc\u00edn de madera situado al lado del gran ventanal. La estancia ten\u00eda dos ventanas, la grande, que a menudo era llamada la ventanota, la superventana o el gran ventanal, y la peque\u00f1a, a la que se refer\u00edan siempre como la ventanita, aunque Lord Ojete (pronunciado Ajit\u00fa), primog\u00e9nito de la condesa y de su recientemente fallecido esposo, el vizconde de la Vagina (pronunciado de la Vegon\u00e9) la sol\u00eda denominar como su ventanitititita o simplemente la ventanitititita que da al gran rododendendendro. Y es que la \u00fanica vista que se pod\u00eda advertir por la superventana era un rododendro extraordinariamente gigante, plantado por un criado af\u00e1sico varios a\u00f1os antes. Como dicho sirviente era mudo, nunca nadie lleg\u00f3 a saber su nombre, aunque sol\u00edan llamarlo Ah (pronunciado Eh) o Uk-Uk (pronunciado Uk-Uk)\u00bb.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Eso es todo. En realidad estoy bastante ocupado y si he perdido algunos minutos escribi\u00e9ndote este extraordinario email ha sido simplemente para recordarte que tienes un amigo que adem\u00e1s de alto, fuerte, guapo, din\u00e1mico y genial, es un escritor y un artista de primera categor\u00eda.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gregorio \u00abSieso\u00bb P\u00e9rez. Orejas peludas sin derecho a voto (1962)&nbsp; &nbsp; Querida: Ayer, mientras mi esteticista me depilaba las orejas, escrib\u00ed un cuentecito de poco m\u00e1s de 5000 palabras titulado Blefaroespasmo que creo es sencillamente magn\u00edfico. Te copio el primer p\u00e1rrafo para que te quedes con ganas de leer el resto. \u00abLa condesa Soputa (pronunciado [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":305,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/84664647_2954751581212407_8846776969195421696_n.jpg?fit=320%2C400&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=304"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/305"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}