{"id":3066,"date":"2011-09-21T10:39:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-21T10:39:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:41:37","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:41:37","slug":"mail-del-21-de-septiembre-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2011\/09\/21\/mail-del-21-de-septiembre-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 21 de Septiembre 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-hlcd2RosqgU\/Tnm-iaM1G-I\/AAAAAAAAE3k\/en5n2_-sn5I\/s1600\/barcelotinta1985.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/barcelotinta1985.jpg?resize=260%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-3067\" width=\"260\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Miquel Barcel\u00f3, <i>\u00abTinta\u00bb<\/i> (1985)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\n<i>Lo peor es cuando has terminado un cap\u00edtulo y la m\u00e1quina de escribir no aplaude.<\/i><br \/>\n(Orson Welles)<\/p>\n<p>\nCada vez que me siento a intentar escribir, me entran unos terribles dolores de estomago; a veces, incluso tengo que levantarme y vomitar o acostarme boca abajo mientras invoco a los demonios del averno. Esa tortura psicosom\u00e1tica desaparece invariablemente cuando guardo las hojas, bien sea papel o Word 2009. A veces pienso que en lugar de intentar escribir deber\u00eda dedicarme a asar casta\u00f1as; una buena raci\u00f3n de casta\u00f1as, y siempre desde el punto de vista nutricional, aporta carbohidratos, prote\u00ednas, grasas, celulosa, almid\u00f3n y fibra.<\/p>\n<p>La verdad, no s\u00e9 porque te cuento esto, no pensaba llenarte la cabeza con los pros o contras del Castanea sativa y sus frutos benditos, sino con mis quejumbrosos y humillantes lamentos y lloriqueos. Si tocar un instrumento musical es incre\u00edblemente dif\u00edcil y dominarlo una haza\u00f1a -por favor cuando me refiero a instrumento no tengo en la cabeza la dol\u00e7aina, esa cosa que cuando soplas hace unos ruidos semejantes a los que har\u00eda una comadreja cuando le intentas introducir un didjeridu por el orificio anal-, imag\u00ednate lo que puede llegar a ser escribir como Borges, Faulkner, Joyce o Kafka, s\u00f3lo por ponerte algunos r\u00e1pidos ejemplos.<\/p>\n<p>Estoy seguro de que si le dedicase 15 horas por jornada, siete d\u00edas a la semana, y tuviera 30 vidas de 90 a\u00f1os cada una, disponibles, podr\u00eda llegar a ser una especie de versi\u00f3n masculina de Cor\u00edn Tellado o simplemente un Marcial Lafuente Estefan\u00eda del \u00abfilosofhumor\u00bb. El problema es que antes de parecerme a estos dos individuos preferir\u00eda ser un supositorio de glicerina y me sentir\u00eda totalmente satisfecho si alguien con serios problemas de estre\u00f1imiento me usara como desatascador.<\/p>\n<p>Pensar es f\u00e1cil, obtener ideas muy sencillo, no se necesita una musa ni nada por el estilo, es cuesti\u00f3n de calentar las neuronas; otra cuesti\u00f3n muy distinta es plasmar esas ideas al papel. Te aseguro que ser\u00eda el hombre m\u00e1s feliz del mundo si pudiera traspasar mis pensamientos al papel en blanco y el resultado se acercara a un 20 % de lo que ten\u00eda en mente. No s\u00e9 si me explico, pero no voy a tratar de razon\u00e1rtelo, t\u00fa eres adulta y posees un cerebro privilegiado.<\/p>\n<p>Ayer me inform\u00e9 sobre el precio de las casta\u00f1as y el de los asadores, hoy preguntar\u00e9 c\u00f3mo cojones se carameliza una manzana. El futuro llama a mi puerta, pero en estos momentos voy en pijama.<\/p>\n<p>Un beso, cielo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Miquel Barcel\u00f3, \u00abTinta\u00bb (1985) Lo peor es cuando has terminado un cap\u00edtulo y la m\u00e1quina de escribir no aplaude. (Orson Welles) Cada vez que me siento a intentar escribir, me entran unos terribles dolores de estomago; a veces, incluso tengo que levantarme y vomitar o acostarme boca abajo mientras invoco a los demonios del averno. 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