{"id":3078,"date":"2011-09-05T20:42:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-05T20:42:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:41:40","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:41:40","slug":"mail-del-5-de-septiembre-de-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2011\/09\/05\/mail-del-5-de-septiembre-de-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 5 de Septiembre de 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-P-ghDB6LpSc\/TmUz2mqJc7I\/AAAAAAAAEy4\/LkXPF9Xk6RQ\/s1600\/arcimboldoThelibrarian1566.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/arcimboldoThelibrarian1566.jpg?resize=282%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-3079\" width=\"282\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Arcimboldo, <i>\u00abEl librero\u00bb <\/i>(1566)<\/span><\/div>\n<p>\nQuerida amiga:<\/p>\n<p>Mi libro de autoayuda \u00ab100 maneras de rascarse una rodilla\u00bb est\u00e1 muy adelantado y supongo que podr\u00e9 entregarlo al editor a finales de enero. Espero que con \u00e9ste gane un poco de dinero pues el anterior, \u00ab50 formas de limpiarse las orejas\u00bb, no s\u00f3lo fue un absoluto fracaso sino que hizo quebrar a la editorial.<\/p>\n<p>Como conoces a varios ensayistas, poetas y novelistas, no har\u00e1 falta que te explique lo dif\u00edcil y arrastrado que es el mundo de la creaci\u00f3n literaria, sobre todo el universo de los editores, esos seres sin alma que desayunan bebes neonatos fallecidos por hipoxia fetal y caf\u00e9 con vitriolo y que s\u00f3lo pueden articular cinco palabras cuando aben la boca: \u00a1esto es una puta mierda!<\/p>\n<p>Cada vez que mis dedos se posan sobre una tecla no puedo dejar de pensar en un amigo m\u00edo que, harto de bajarse los pantalones y de llorar para que le publicaran un diccionario equino-humano y humano-equino, decidi\u00f3 hacerse pol\u00edtico, y hoy en d\u00eda es una de las caras m\u00e1s insulsas pero que m\u00e1s salen por tv, ya sea visitando a los ancianos de un burdel o a las prostitutas de una residencia.<\/p>\n<p>Una cosa es segura, \u00e9ste es mi \u00faltimo intento en el \u00e1mbito de las letras y el humanismo: si no consigo llegar al top 25 del Fnac o al 26 del Corte Ingl\u00e9s empaquetar\u00e9 todas mis pertenencias en una talega y me ir\u00e9 a ver mundo montado en una vaca. La res ya la tengo, me toco en un sorteo agropecuario y la he bautizado como Pen\u00e9lope; es de raza mostrenca, su cara no es demasiado agraciada y tiene un cuerpo muy poco estilizado pero, francamente, lo prefiero as\u00ed, no quiero que nadie nos juzgue en t\u00e9rminos zoof\u00edlicos o de \u00edndole bestial.<\/p>\n<p>Ahora, ya casi al final de este inconexo mail, me gustar\u00eda saber de ti: \u00bfc\u00f3mo va tu vida? \u00bfte has cambiado ya de casa? \u00bfencontraste por fin el vibrador de cuatro velocidades que te desapareci\u00f3 misteriosamente el mismo d\u00eda en que operaron a tu perra \u00abLilith\u00bb de hemorragia vaginal?<\/p>\n<p>Preciosa, tengo que seguir pensando y trasladando las ideas al papel, hoy por hoy no tengo otra forma de justificar mi existencia, y una vida sin justificaci\u00f3n es como un mosquito afeminado.<\/p>\n<p>Un beso<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Arcimboldo, \u00abEl librero\u00bb (1566) Querida amiga: Mi libro de autoayuda \u00ab100 maneras de rascarse una rodilla\u00bb est\u00e1 muy adelantado y supongo que podr\u00e9 entregarlo al editor a finales de enero. Espero que con \u00e9ste gane un poco de dinero pues el anterior, \u00ab50 formas de limpiarse las orejas\u00bb, no s\u00f3lo fue un absoluto fracaso sino 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