{"id":3098,"date":"2011-08-21T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-21T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:41:47","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:41:47","slug":"mail-del-21-de-agosto-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2011\/08\/21\/mail-del-21-de-agosto-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 21 de Agosto 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Jacques Louis David, \u00abLa mort de Marat\u00bb (1793) <\/span><\/div>\n

\nQuerida amiga:<\/p>\n

Cuando estoy depresivo o cuando las cosas no funcionan como era de esperar, siempre viene a mi memoria una frase de mi amigo David Lisardo: \u00abLo disfuncional alimenta\u00bb. Cuando lo conoc\u00ed, hace m\u00e1s de 30 a\u00f1os, David era tanatopractor de \u00e9quidos; algunos a\u00f1os despu\u00e9s, dej\u00f3 ese trabajo y se meti\u00f3 en un ata\u00fad de madera de roble con un tapizado abullonado y forma semiredonda, pues falleci\u00f3 al intentar contener la respiraci\u00f3n cuando asist\u00eda como p\u00fablico a un concurso de flatulencias. Aunque no te he hablado nunca de \u00e9l, m\u00e1s que nada porque me gusta recordarlo con su sonrisa babosa en la cara y no con el color amarillento que le di\u00f3 el tanatopractor de humanos, puedo asegurarte que hasta el d\u00eda de hoy ha sido mi m\u00e1xima influencia; su serie de escritos sobre la naturaleza e idiosincrasia de la coliflor todav\u00eda no han sido superados y me honra que en la dedicatoria para la primera edici\u00f3n estuviera mi nombre detr\u00e1s del de sus perros \u00abIncitatus\u00bb, \u00abYago\u00bb y \u00abPiment\u00f3n\u00bb.<\/p>\n

Te cuento estos recuerdos b\u00e1sicamente porque tengo la necesidad de cont\u00e1rselos a alguien y, hoy por hoy y si exceptuamos a las dos moscas comunes que revolotean por mi habitaci\u00f3n, t\u00fa eres mi \u00fanica amiga y la \u00fanica de las tres que sabe escuchar sin emitir un zumbido de aprobaci\u00f3n gratuito, pues ya sabes que odio que alguien me d\u00e9 la raz\u00f3n por el mero hecho de quitarse un pelmazo de encima (o de debajo).<\/p>\n

Podr\u00eda contarte c\u00f3mo me siento; podr\u00eda relatarte lo que pienso en estos instantes, pero la pereza es superior a las ganas y a la fuerza de voluntad, por lo que he optado por dejar que t\u00fa misma te lo imagines. Ahora voy a tumbarme en la cama con el ventilador dirigido a mis axilas; tendr\u00e9 que forzar la postura y es posible que mi espalda sufra, pero no me importa demasiado; a los que deber\u00eda importarles es a los fabricantes de desodorantes que juran y perjuran que funcionan durante 48 horas, pero esa es otra historia…<\/p>\n

\nUn beso desde la demencia interior.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jacques Louis David, \u00abLa mort de Marat\u00bb (1793) Querida amiga: Cuando estoy depresivo o cuando las cosas no funcionan como era de esperar, siempre viene a mi memoria una frase de mi amigo David Lisardo: \u00abLo disfuncional alimenta\u00bb. Cuando lo conoc\u00ed, hace m\u00e1s de 30 a\u00f1os, David era tanatopractor de \u00e9quidos; algunos a\u00f1os despu\u00e9s, dej\u00f3 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