{"id":3100,"date":"2011-08-20T09:29:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-20T09:29:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:41:47","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:41:47","slug":"mail-del-20-de-agosto-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2011\/08\/20\/mail-del-20-de-agosto-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 20 de Agosto 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-2bEj1S0Nqgo\/TlIxbnWyLUI\/AAAAAAAAEvM\/0hli1zC4WVI\/s1600\/Jean-Dubuffet-Painting_SiteAvec2Personnages1975.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"313\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Jean-Dubuffet-Painting_SiteAvec2Personnages1975.jpg?resize=400%2C313&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-3101\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"> Jean Dubuffet, \u00abSite avec 2 personnages\u00bb (1975)<\/span><\/div>\n<p>\nQuerida:<\/p>\n<p>Como conozco tus inclinaciones a la psicolog\u00eda moderna y tu apetito voraz por las veleidades del subconsciente paso a relatarte mi \u00faltimo y m\u00e1s desconcertante sue\u00f1o:<\/p>\n<p>Parece ser que trabajo de investigador privado y recibo un mail ofreci\u00e9ndome empleo. Me dirijo hasta la panificadora industrial m\u00e1s grande del pa\u00eds y su director general me explica que alguien ha estado descornando los croissants y, como un croissant sin cuernos es como \u00abuna mujer sin pechos\u00bb seg\u00fan sus propias palabras, me insta urgentemente a que averig\u00fce qui\u00e9n es el demente descuartizador de su infecta boller\u00eda grasosa. Despu\u00e9s de pens\u00e1rmelo un microsegundo, le comunico que rechazo su ofrecimiento argumentando que cada croissant tiene 560 calor\u00edas y que personalmente soy un defensor a ultranza del desayuno tradicional. Resignado, me argumenta que las calor\u00edas son buenas para que los endocrinos se ganen decentemente la vida, pero que si no quiero aceptar su trabajo lo comprende y me desea lo mejor para mi futuro. A\u00fan no ha terminado de chocarme la mano cuando de repente se convierte en un calcet\u00edn sudado y desaparece por el conducto de la ventilaci\u00f3n. Asustado, intento salir de esa sala corriendo pero mis pies est\u00e1n en huelga y me comunican telep\u00e1ticamente que no dar\u00e1n ni un paso mientras no les prometa que los masajear\u00e9 una vez cada 15 d\u00edas con crema humectante de importaci\u00f3n. Les prometo que estudiar\u00e9 sus reivindicaciones si me sacan de ese lugar a trote, pero se niegan en redondo, con lo cual tengo que hacer el pino y salir andando con las manos.<br \/>\nUna vez de regreso en mi despacho y despu\u00e9s de haberme lavado a conciencia las extremidades superiores,&nbsp; siento unas terribles ganas de prepararme unos higos en alm\u00edbar pero como no es temporada de brevas me disparo un tiro en una oreja.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e1s o menos en este momento me despierto bastante consternado y sudoroso. Me imagino que tras leer mi alucinaci\u00f3n querr\u00e1s buscarte otras amistades; no te lo reprocho, yo mismo me doy miedo y si no me descerrajo un verdadero tiro es porque la \u00fanica pistola que poseo es transparente y est\u00e1 rellena de chuches. \u00bfCrees que deber\u00eda acudir a un catedr\u00e1tico en psiquiatr\u00eda? Si la respuesta es afirmativa no te molestes en envi\u00e1rmela, mejor rem\u00edtela urgentemente al Vaticano.<\/p>\n<p>\nBesos<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Jean Dubuffet, \u00abSite avec 2 personnages\u00bb (1975) Querida: Como conozco tus inclinaciones a la psicolog\u00eda moderna y tu apetito voraz por las veleidades del subconsciente paso a relatarte mi \u00faltimo y m\u00e1s desconcertante sue\u00f1o: Parece ser que trabajo de investigador privado y recibo un mail ofreci\u00e9ndome empleo. Me dirijo hasta la panificadora industrial m\u00e1s 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