{"id":3116,"date":"2011-07-31T14:33:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-31T14:33:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:41:50","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:41:50","slug":"mail-del-31-de-julio-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2011\/07\/31\/mail-del-31-de-julio-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 31 de Julio 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-67V10KSscAM\/TjhqG-AQEgI\/AAAAAAAAEqU\/zqgGxhlSEFQ\/s1600\/752px-John_Henry_Fuseli_-_The_Nightmare.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"317\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/752px-John_Henry_Fuseli_-_The_Nightmare.jpg?resize=400%2C317&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-3117\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">John Henri F\u00fcssli, \u00abThe nightmare\u00bb (1781)<\/span><\/div>\n<p>\nTe voy a relatar mi sue\u00f1o de hoy:<\/p>\n<p>Me  encuentro sentado en un banco del parque cuando de repente 22 chicas se  ponen a bailar y cantar la canci\u00f3n de Tampax justo detr\u00e1s de m\u00ed. El  baile me violenta y decido trasladarme al Fnac a comprar un libro. Una  vez all\u00ed, dos polic\u00edas que salen de la nada me transportan corriendo y  de los brazos r\u00e1pidamente al wc, mientras uno de ellos me susurra al  o\u00eddo: \u00abcon micralax esto no te hubiera pasado\u00bb. Una vez dentro del  excusado aprovecho para mirarme al espejo, pero s\u00f3lo se refleja la  imagen de una maruja con rulos en el pelo que me dice medio cantando:  \u00abWiiiiipp expreeeeeess\u00bb. A estas alturas del sue\u00f1o me despierto sudoroso  y con dolor de tronco linf\u00e1tico y no puedo seguir pegando ojo.<\/p>\n<p>Cualquier  psiquiatra que se precie me diagnosticar\u00eda un exceso de anuncios  televisivos, el problema es que no veo la tv, por lo menos  conscientemente, pero s\u00ed suelo tenerla encendida a veces mientras hago  cosas por la casa. Es incre\u00edble el poder de nuestro cerebro, que absorbe  informaci\u00f3n in\u00fatil incluso en estado de reposo vegetativo, que es el  estado en que mi cortex se sume cuando limpio, barro y adecento mi sweet  home. Por lo menos deber\u00eda dar gracias a ese Dios inexistente por no  haber so\u00f1ado con p\u00e9rdidas de orina o pegamento para dentaduras postizas;  aunque a veces he so\u00f1ado cosas peores. Una noche so\u00f1\u00e9 que me casaba de  penalti con una mosca ninf\u00f3mana que escuchaba a todas horas a Julio  Iglesias.<\/p>\n<p>A veces me pregunto si detr\u00e1s de los sue\u00f1os  existe verdaderamente un significado aplicable a la conducta individual.  Seg\u00fan Freud, la respuesta es un simple pero directo adverbio  afirmativo, pero yo difiero con esta eminencia. Los sue\u00f1os s\u00f3lo son el  resultado de una digesti\u00f3n; no es lo mismo so\u00f1ar con amazonas desnudas  con sus cuerpos cubiertos de aceites corporales que hacen brillar sus  perfectas y bronceadas dermis que so\u00f1ar con Mar\u00eda dolores de Cospedal en  posici\u00f3n de dec\u00fabito supino mientras Esteban Gonz\u00e1lez Pons oficia una  misa negra con una daga en la mano derecha. El primero ser\u00eda el fruto de  una frugal pero sabrosa ingesta de tortilla, ensalada,  kiwis y agua  mineral ferruginosa, mientras el segundo seguramente estar\u00eda inducido  por comer a horas intempestivas dos platos de cocido madrile\u00f1o, 3  filetes de ternera casi crudos, 4 naranjas de la China y 3 vasos de vino  rosado de brik marca Don Sim\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p>Como tu CI es  alt\u00edsimo, casi rozando el cenit celeste, estoy seguro de que  comprender\u00e1s este peque\u00f1o razonamiento acerca de los sue\u00f1os y sus  consecuencias, el papel que en ellos desempe\u00f1a el hipot\u00e1lamo y sobre  todo el poco valor testimonial que representan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John Henri F\u00fcssli, \u00abThe nightmare\u00bb (1781) Te voy a relatar mi sue\u00f1o de hoy: Me encuentro sentado en un banco del parque cuando de repente 22 chicas se ponen a bailar y cantar la canci\u00f3n de Tampax justo detr\u00e1s de m\u00ed. El baile me violenta y decido trasladarme al Fnac a comprar un libro. 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