{"id":314,"date":"2021-09-25T12:55:00","date_gmt":"2021-09-25T12:55:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:26:16","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:26:16","slug":"email-del-25-de-septiembre-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2021\/09\/25\/email-del-25-de-septiembre-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 25 de septiembre 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-LJ6c_WaUfaU\/YU8bIoFwTwI\/AAAAAAAAugo\/2sWmw2sxlScg3Uiq1ewvzG2wGFJsbd-fQCLcBGAsYHQ\/s700\/the-flower-of-the-universe-no-20-1966.png?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"700\" data-original-width=\"700\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/the-flower-of-the-universe-no-20-1966.png?resize=400%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-315\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Else Alfelt. <i>The flower of the universe No. 20 <\/i>(1966)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Querida:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">La fusi\u00f3n del n\u00facleo de Hidr\u00f3geno que forma el n\u00facleo de Helio es la base de la reacci\u00f3n exot\u00e9rmica en el sol y las estrellas, es decir, la fuente b\u00e1sica y fundamental de energ\u00eda con la que cuenta ese (\u00bfin?)finito \u00abtodo\u00bb que es el universo. Dentro de esa eterna, y en continua expansi\u00f3n, totalidad absoluta, existen cien trillones de estrellas repartidas en cien mil millones de galaxias. Suponiendo un promedio de ocho planetas por estrella, entonces estar\u00edamos hablando de ochocientos trillones de planetas. En uno de esos planetas vivo yo, acompa\u00f1ado de casi ocho billones de individuos de ambos sexos. De esa extraordinaria e incre\u00edble cantidad, un tercio o m\u00e1s son unos pacatos desnortados y a menudo bucean entre espacios desubicados para mantenerse erguidos emocionalmente. En otras palabras: son absolutamente idiotas y no les interesa lo m\u00e1s m\u00ednimo vegetar de otra manera.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">Pronto cumplir\u00e9 60 a\u00f1os, o lo que es igual, casi 720 meses. \u00a13128 semanas! O cerca de 21900 d\u00edas. \u00bfLo quieres en minutos? No hay problema: \u00a131536000 jodidos minutos, que no son ni m\u00e1s ni menos que 1892160000 segundos! Por supuesto, las cifras anteriores son aproximadas, pues las he calculado contando con los dedos. A los 18 a\u00f1os comenc\u00e9 a apuntar en una libreta de 100 hojas el n\u00famero de badulaques que iba conociendo. Al cabo de siete meses tuve que comprar otra libreta a la que bautic\u00e9 <i>Cenutrios II<\/i>. Hoy esas dos libretas se han convertido en 89. En cada libreta hay aproximadamente unos 200 nombres, complementados con algunos datos, y de 20 a 30 adendas. Si te tomas la molestia de calcular el n\u00famero total de gilipollas que he tenido el dudoso placer de conocer, se te aflojar\u00e1n las bragas: \u00a117800!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">Ahora debo dejarte. Voy a apretarme el cilicio, pero como s\u00e9 que este correo electr\u00f3nico ha sido bastante deprimente te transcribo mi \u00faltima minipoes\u00eda megaoptimista titulada El c<i>orrusco \u00fanico.<\/i><br \/><i><br \/><\/i><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\"><i>Un chusco peque\u00f1o para desayunar.&nbsp;<br \/>Un chusco grande compartido para comer y para cenar.<br \/>Un chusco envenenado para atraer a todos los ratoncillos que me mordisquean mis chuscos y atarlos en las jodidas tinieblas.<\/i><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">Greg<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Else Alfelt. The flower of the universe No. 20 (1966) Querida: La fusi\u00f3n del n\u00facleo de Hidr\u00f3geno que forma el n\u00facleo de Helio es la base de la reacci\u00f3n exot\u00e9rmica en el sol y las estrellas, es decir, la fuente b\u00e1sica y fundamental de energ\u00eda con la que cuenta ese (\u00bfin?)finito \u00abtodo\u00bb que es 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