{"id":320,"date":"2021-09-14T16:50:00","date_gmt":"2021-09-14T16:50:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:26:18","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:26:18","slug":"email-del-14-de-septiembre-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2021\/09\/14\/email-del-14-de-septiembre-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 14 de septiembre 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-CWWrnIsIOPg\/YUDR1urDE0I\/AAAAAAAAuNM\/SBcu5Y5SxrQY8uHnmFPmuF57bxi0RzfIQCLcBGAsYHQ\/s709\/Jacek-Yerka-Fly-Alarmowka.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"709\" data-original-width=\"700\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Jacek-Yerka-Fly-Alarmowka.jpg?resize=395%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-321\" width=\"395\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Jacek Yerka. <i>Fly Alarmowka <\/i>(2004)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Querida amiga:<\/p>\n<p>Gwendoline, mi mosca antropomorfa prot\u00e9rvica, ha decidido dejar de creerse el ombligo de la vivienda y ha pactado conmigo una serie de puntos espec\u00edficos para tratar de mejorar nuestra convivencia. Entre ellos est\u00e1 el comportarse de una manera menos pronoica y m\u00e1s congruente con la situaci\u00f3n que se vive cada d\u00eda en mi hogar. Y subrayo el determinante posesivo, pues hasta donde puedo recordar el alquiler de la vivienda siempre ha corrido de mi cuenta. Espero que con las nuevas estipulaciones podamos llegar a alcanzar una especie de firmamento <i>Tushita<\/i> repleto de prodigios serend\u00edpicos y estados exentos de sugestiones hipnag\u00f3gicas. Y para que eso ocurra, Gwendoline se compromete a no revolotear a menos de dos metros y medio de mi cuerpo, a no posarse sobre ning\u00fan visitante, a respetar mis vasos con agua, ya sea bicarbonatada, c\u00e1lcica o nitrogenada y, lo que para m\u00ed es el punto m\u00e1s determinante, a no zumbar entre las 9 y las 17: 00 horas.<\/p>\n<p>Supongo que de una u otra manera, seguir\u00e9 inform\u00e1ndote&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>G&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Jacek Yerka. Fly Alarmowka (2004) Querida amiga: Gwendoline, mi mosca antropomorfa prot\u00e9rvica, ha decidido dejar de creerse el ombligo de la vivienda y ha pactado conmigo una serie de puntos espec\u00edficos para tratar de mejorar nuestra convivencia. Entre ellos est\u00e1 el comportarse de una manera menos pronoica y m\u00e1s congruente con la situaci\u00f3n que 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