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\u00a1Soy un tipo sedentario, hosco, adusto e hiperest\u00e9sico! Y solo soy capaz de subsistir a base de parches de fentanilo que adquiero a un precio muy elevado en el mercado negro. Mis preferidos son los de la marca Matrifen, aunque no le hago ascos a los comercializados como Fentanest o Durogesic. Os cuento todo esto porque necesito que experiment\u00e9is la absurda sensaci\u00f3n de sentiros \u00fanicos al compararos conmigo. En realidad me importa una mierda inoxidable c\u00f3mo sois o cre\u00e9is que sois, pero mi psiquiatra me ha ordenado que me muestre m\u00e1s emp\u00e1tico y menos esp\u00e1stico. Y mientras intento discernir cu\u00e1l es la sutil diferencia entre ambos \u00ab\u00e1sticos\u00bb siento una especie de \u00abpin-pon-pin-pon-pironironi\u00bb revoloteando la circunferencia de mis movimientos estereot\u00edpicos m\u00e1s complejos.<\/p>\n
No, no estoy trastornado, cerebelosamente hablando, pero tampoco soy tan normal como la mayor parte de vosotros, que cre\u00e9is que sab\u00e9is como va a terminar este est\u00fapido texto… <\/p>\n
S\u00daBITA INTERRUPCI\u00d3N.<\/p>\n
…que cre\u00e9is que sab\u00e9is como va a terminar este est\u00fapido texto s\u00fabitamente interrumpido. Acaso ten\u00e9is la menor idea de c\u00f3mo van a acabar todos los est\u00fapidos textos que voy a escribir en el futuro? \u00bfY si no vuelvo a escribir ning\u00fan est\u00fapido texto? Imaginad que de repente siento la imperiosa necesidad de escribir \u00fanicamente sobre las falacias l\u00f3gicas. O mejor, imaginad que durante la exhumaci\u00f3n del cad\u00e1ver de vuestra madre favorita suena una risotada caballuna. Una risotada no es una risita, sino una carcajada ruidosa. Oh, Se\u00f1or, \u00bfpor qu\u00e9 a menudo siento que soy el alma de los desenterramientos? \u00bfY no de los resquebrajamientos? O de los descoyuntamientos. O de los desarraigamientos, abarrancamientos, desmenuzamientos o apoltronamientos. Una vez conoc\u00ed a alguien que permaneci\u00f3 apoltronado durante tres d\u00e9cadas. Cuando termin\u00f3 el apoltronamiento comenz\u00f3 una etapa din\u00e1mica que dur\u00f3 diez minutos. Tras finiquitar la etapa din\u00e1mica consagr\u00f3 una misa a s\u00ed mismo y ungi\u00f3 sus pies con aceite de nanjea. Desconozco lo que sucedi\u00f3 despu\u00e9s. Quiz\u00e1 otra s\u00fabita interrupci\u00f3n o algo totalmente diferente…<\/p>\n
OTRA S\u00daBITA INTERRUPCI\u00d3N.<\/p>\n
Y con toda probabilidad, la \u00faltima…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Odd Nerdrum. Twilight (1981) \u00a1Soy un tipo sedentario, hosco, adusto e hiperest\u00e9sico! Y solo soy capaz de subsistir a base de parches de fentanilo que adquiero a un precio muy elevado en el mercado negro. Mis preferidos son los de la marca Matrifen, aunque no le hago ascos a los comercializados como Fentanest o 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