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Amiga m\u00eda:<\/p>\n
La existencia me recuerda a los acrocordones, ya sabes, esos peque\u00f1os pingajos de piel que aparecen en el cuello y las axilas y que solo se pueden extraer someti\u00e9ndose a tratamientos como el que proporciona el l\u00e1ser CO2 fraccionado. O eso o te resignas a vivir con ellos hasta el final de los d\u00edas. Y aunque pueda parecer extra\u00f1amente forzado, todo ese barullo de los inofensivos p\u00f3lipos fibroepiteliales me lleva a una historia que escrib\u00ed hace varios a\u00f1os sobre un tipo que se enamora de una mierda humana que se encuentra durante un paseo matutino por un jard\u00edn. Una vez envuelta reverencialmente en un pa\u00f1uelo de algod\u00f3n org\u00e1nico, se la lleva a casa. A partir de ah\u00ed el asunto se complica un poco, pues la asea a diario mientras mantiene largas conversaciones con ella y la obliga a mantener relaciones sexuales, hasta que llega un d\u00eda en que la caca se descompone y \u00e9l termina totalmente hundido y abandonado por su familia y amigos. Sin embargo, en lugar de darse a la bebida, el tipo se inscribe en una academia de anderos y costaleros, se matricula cum laude<\/i> y termina el resto de sus d\u00edas portando algunas de las andas en las procesiones hispanas m\u00e1s importantes.<\/p>\n
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Ilya Repin. Religious procession (1877) Amiga m\u00eda: La existencia me recuerda a los acrocordones, ya sabes, esos peque\u00f1os pingajos de piel que aparecen en el cuello y las axilas y que solo se pueden extraer someti\u00e9ndose a tratamientos como el que proporciona el l\u00e1ser CO2 fraccionado. 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