{"id":330,"date":"2021-08-24T16:44:00","date_gmt":"2021-08-24T16:44:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:26:21","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:26:21","slug":"email-del-24-de-agosto-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2021\/08\/24\/email-del-24-de-agosto-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 24 de agosto 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-Jm2jfR4L2HU\/YSUjQidmzuI\/AAAAAAAAt80\/aefAclXRILwLWFsOhDNl6gHLKgpuk4b1ACLcBGAsYHQ\/s1024\/descarga.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1024\" data-original-width=\"863\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/descarga.jpg?resize=338%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-331\" width=\"338\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Richard Diebenkorn. <i>Interior with doorway <\/i>(1962)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Su disertaci\u00f3n estaba tan huera como su cabeza. Y eso que su cabeza ten\u00eda fama de estar completamente vac\u00eda. Cuando le dije que ya no pod\u00eda m\u00e1s y que me largaba a casa estall\u00f3, aunque logr\u00f3 calmarse el tiempo suficiente para preguntarme la raz\u00f3n. Como le respond\u00ed la verdad, es decir, que me aburr\u00eda soberanamente y que estaba cansado de escuchar tantas memeces, increment\u00f3 su furia de tal manera que cre\u00ed que le iba a dar un ataque psic\u00f3tico o algo parecido. Sus ojos se tornaron sanguinolentos y las venas de su cuello se hincharon hasta parecer cuerdas de sisal. Los berridos cambiaron de tono y poco a poco se fueron transformando en gluglut\u00e9os espeluznantes cuya disonancia descontrolada me pareci\u00f3 digna de ser emitida por un pavo psic\u00f3tico al que le han trepanado la car\u00fancula con un chirimbolo romo.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Un cuarto de hora m\u00e1s tarde el tipo se cans\u00f3 de representar el papel de m\u00e1rtir y se larg\u00f3 dando un gran portazo que a punto estuvo de tirar abajo el edificio. Por supuesto yo ya hab\u00eda desaparecido diez minutos antes. Cuando cerr\u00f3 la puerta me encontraba en uno de los cuartos anexos haciendo vud\u00fa con un mu\u00f1eco que hab\u00eda elaborado r\u00e1pidamente con un trapo y que se supone deb\u00eda representar al psic\u00f3tico. No s\u00e9 si fue una casualidad, pero en cuanto baj\u00f3 los tres pisos y sali\u00f3 a la calle le cay\u00f3 encima algo que a primera vista podr\u00eda parecer un sof\u00e1 modular b\u00e1sico pero que en realidad era un c<i>haise longue.<\/i> Por supuesto el tipo muri\u00f3 en el acto. A los pobres mudanceros y peonetas a los que se les hab\u00eda resbalado el mueble los detuvo la pasma y terminaron en el talego, mientras que al contratista de la mudanza le toc\u00f3 la Primitiva nueve veces seguidas en los siguientes nueve meses y medio.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Richard Diebenkorn. Interior with doorway (1962) Su disertaci\u00f3n estaba tan huera como su cabeza. Y eso que su cabeza ten\u00eda fama de estar completamente vac\u00eda. Cuando le dije que ya no pod\u00eda m\u00e1s y que me largaba a casa estall\u00f3, aunque logr\u00f3 calmarse el tiempo suficiente para preguntarme la raz\u00f3n. Como le respond\u00ed la verdad, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":331,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/descarga.jpg?fit=338%2C400&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/331"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}