{"id":332,"date":"2021-08-22T17:20:00","date_gmt":"2021-08-22T17:20:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:26:24","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:26:24","slug":"email-del-22-de-agosto-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2021\/08\/22\/email-del-22-de-agosto-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 22 de agosto 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-3w6G8UyB2LI\/YSKGfbsLWrI\/AAAAAAAAt7Q\/pNgkTWdHeosS0oiaRd7AzGqmphbgdB3iQCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1200\/Moise-Kisling-Large-red-nude.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"694\" data-original-width=\"1200\" height=\"231\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/Moise-Kisling-Large-red-nude.jpg?resize=400%2C231&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-333\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Moise Kisling. <i>Large red nude <\/i>(1949)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Era como el tenesmo rectal: molesta, desagradable e irritante. Sin embargo la aguantaba porque ten\u00eda m\u00e1s dinero del que se puede gastar en varias vidas y adem\u00e1s estaba superferol\u00edticamente relacionada. Se llamaba Graciela, aunque para m\u00ed siempre fue Graci <i>la Obturadora<\/i>. Es curioso, cada vez que intento recordar alguna secuencia de la pel\u00edcula de suspense que vivimos juntos acabo perdiendo el conocimiento. Afortunadamente, he aprendido a alejarla de mi cabeza, claro que he necesitado la ayudita de esa magnitud f\u00edsica llamada tiempo que traduce la absoluta (in)finitud a niveles humanos.<\/p>\n<p>Hoy he vuelto a pensar en ella, aunque sentado en uno de los sof\u00e1s individuales, por lo que me he ahorrado un buen porrazo. He rebobinado hacia delante o hacia detr\u00e1s y cuando me he cansado del slapstick a c\u00e1mara r\u00e1pida he pausado algunas im\u00e1genes. En un momento dado he sido incapaz de poner fecha a los primeros planos de mi rostro acongojado y al final he resuelto que lo mejor era levantarme del sill\u00f3n de una plaza y sentarme en la silla ergon\u00f3mica que me permite ver porno en el ordenador. Me la he meneado mientras visionaba c\u00f3mo varias mujeres se la meneaban a un tipo con suerte. Luego me la he meneado mientras el mismo tipo con suerte le introduc\u00eda los dedos \u00edndice y medio en la vagina a una de las meneadoras anteriores. Para finalizar me la he vuelto a menear mientras la meneadora en jefe explicaba a la c\u00e1mara los secretos del beso negro. Cuando he dado por concluida la sesi\u00f3n on\u00e1nica, he corrido hasta la nevera, me he ventilado dos vasos de gazpacho de marca blanca y me he acostado a hacer la siesta.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Moise Kisling. Large red nude (1949) Era como el tenesmo rectal: molesta, desagradable e irritante. Sin embargo la aguantaba porque ten\u00eda m\u00e1s dinero del que se puede gastar en varias vidas y adem\u00e1s estaba superferol\u00edticamente relacionada. Se llamaba Graciela, aunque para m\u00ed siempre fue Graci la Obturadora. Es curioso, cada vez que intento recordar [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":333,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/Moise-Kisling-Large-red-nude.jpg?fit=400%2C231&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/333"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}