{"id":3397,"date":"2022-07-17T14:02:41","date_gmt":"2022-07-17T14:02:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/?p=3397"},"modified":"2022-07-20T18:50:56","modified_gmt":"2022-07-20T18:50:56","slug":"email-del-15-de-julio-2022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2022\/07\/17\/email-del-15-de-julio-2022\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 15 de julio 2022"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-afd0ba2e wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-medium\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"354\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Louise-Bourgeois-Portrait1963.png?resize=354%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3321\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Louise-Bourgeois-Portrait1963.png?resize=354%2C400&amp;ssl=1 354w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Louise-Bourgeois-Portrait1963.png?w=483&amp;ssl=1 483w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 354px) 100vw, 354px\" \/><figcaption>Louise Bourgeois. <em>Portrait<\/em> (1963)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><em>Trilog\u00eda de la puta mierda. Parte I<\/em><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cuando repar\u00f3 en que no podr\u00eda ascender m\u00e1s se acomod\u00f3 justo a un toc\u00f3n esportillado. Durante unos minutos dej\u00f3 que su memoria viajara hasta el principio de todo. Despu\u00e9s de erguirse se apropincu\u00f3 al v\u00e9rtice. Desde donde se encontraba pod\u00eda contemplar vastas extensiones coloreadas de marr\u00f3n, verde y azul. Una vez se sinti\u00f3 reconfortado Tom\u00f3 aire y grit\u00f3 con todas sus fuerzas:<br>&nbsp;<br>\u00a1Esta mierda es una vida!<br>\u00a1Esta mierda es una vida!<br>&nbsp;<br>Varias chovas piquigualdas que planeaban cerca se sintieron violentadas aunque prosiguieron su vuelo. Una de ellas incluso pens\u00f3 que ser\u00eda totalmente l\u00edcito acercarse por arriba a un par de metros sobre su cabeza y soltarle un par de cagadas. Mientras se alejaban recomenzaron los alaridos:<br>&nbsp;<br>\u00a1Esta mierda es una vida!<br>\u00a1Esta mierda es una vida!<br>&nbsp;<br>Un topillo campesino que descansaba pl\u00e1cidamente en una oquedad estuvo a punto de morder sus zapatos. Si se contuvo fue porque no ten\u00eda ningunas ganas de desperezarse y molestar a su pareja que roncaba boca arriba mientras emit\u00eda peque\u00f1os chasquidos con la lengua.<br>&nbsp;<br>\u00a1Esta mierda es una vida!<br>\u00a1Esta mierda es una vida!<br>&nbsp;<br>Cuando se cans\u00f3 de proclamar solemnemente sus percepciones sinti\u00f3 la necesidad de descender. Pero antes volvi\u00f3 a acomodarse junto al tronco podrido y volvi\u00f3 a permitir que su memoria se trasladara al inicio. De repente sinti\u00f3 que se hab\u00eda equivocado. Se levanto de un salto y se arrim\u00f3 peligrosamente al vac\u00edo.<br>&nbsp;<br>\u00a1Esta vida es una mierda!<br>\u00a1Esta vida es una mierda!<br>&nbsp;<br>Se hizo de noche. Una v\u00edbora \u00e1spid bostez\u00f3 porque ten\u00eda hambre. Se acerc\u00f3 al agujero donde habitaban la pareja de topillos dispuesta a darse un gran banquete. Y aunque todo el mundo sabe que los ofidios no tienen o\u00eddos externos, los gritos desesperantes del hombre hicieron que esta cambiara de idea.<br>&nbsp;<br>\u00a1Esta vida es una mierda!<br>\u00a1Esta vida es una mierda!<br>\u00a1Y siempre lo ser\u00e1!<br>\u00a1Y siempre lo ser\u00e1!<br>&nbsp;<br>Desconozco si descendi\u00f3 alguna vez. Los vecinos del pueblecito donde viv\u00eda no volvieron a verlo nunca m\u00e1s, aunque algunos dicen que en ocasiones, cuando los vientos son favorables, escuchan una especie de eco con una voz parecida a la suya. Lamentablemente la \u00fanica palabra que verdaderamente pueden interpretar es \u00abmierda\u00bb. \u00bfDe \u00aberda\u00bb? \u00bfDe \u00abcapi-capi-erda\u00bb? \u00bfDe \u00abpim-pam merda\u00bb?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trilog\u00eda de la puta mierda. Parte I Cuando repar\u00f3 en que no podr\u00eda ascender m\u00e1s se acomod\u00f3 justo a un toc\u00f3n esportillado. Durante unos minutos dej\u00f3 que su memoria viajara hasta el principio de todo. Despu\u00e9s de erguirse se apropincu\u00f3 al v\u00e9rtice. Desde donde se encontraba pod\u00eda contemplar vastas extensiones coloreadas de marr\u00f3n, verde y [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3397"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3397\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3427,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3397\/revisions\/3427"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}