{"id":340,"date":"2021-08-06T05:55:00","date_gmt":"2021-08-06T05:55:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:26:26","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:26:26","slug":"email-del-6-de-agosto-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2021\/08\/06\/email-del-6-de-agosto-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 6 de agosto 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-nYJ1lPQ3Hu8\/YQzNx8RXlbI\/AAAAAAAAt5I\/ws5oR_m-bL066MC1wlWilDq546jLZ2-RgCLcBGAsYHQ\/s700\/41520839.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"498\" data-original-width=\"700\" height=\"285\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/41520839.jpg?resize=400%2C285&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-341\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Tsukioka Yoshitoshi. <i>Pedo a un demonio kappa en el aserradero de Fukagawa <\/i>(XIX cent.)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Amiga:<\/p>\n<p>No he sido capaz de conciliar el sue\u00f1o en toda la noche, pues en mi cabeza rondaba una idea tan primitiva como un taparrabos confeccionado con hojas de higuera. Sin embargo, cerca de las tres de la madrugada la idea elemental se transform\u00f3 en un pensamiento atrabiliario y s\u00e1dico que a punto estuvo de tener consecuencias fatales para el nonagenario de mi vecino, que no paraba de so\u00f1ar y bramar llamando a su madre y pregunt\u00e1ndole compulsivamente d\u00f3nde hab\u00eda guardado el almocafre y el escardillo, pues ten\u00eda ganas de escardar y desherbar. Como en esos instantes me encontraba bastante ocupado intentando trabar mis propios razonamientos noct\u00edvagos e inverecundos, decid\u00ed que por el momento le perdonar\u00eda la vida, o lo poco de esta que pudiera quedarle y acab\u00e9 tir\u00e1ndome un pedo. Es curioso, siempre que me tiro un pedo me tranquilizo, sobre todo si este es bastante estruendoso. Pero cu\u00e1l ser\u00eda mi sorpresa cuando escuch\u00e9 unos golpes fuertes aunque irregulares en la pared. El vejestorio se hab\u00eda despertado y gritaba encolerizado que yo era un marrano. Y que como me tirara otro pedo tan ruidoso derribar\u00eda mi puerta golpe\u00e1ndola con el cayado de granadillo negro y me correr\u00eda a hostias hasta llegar a Antananarivo.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfTe das cuenta de lo que tengo que aguantar? Mientras escribo esto, el viejo est\u00e1 haciendo la siesta y vuelve a gritar a sus muertos. Esta vez pide a su padre que le entregue el metate, ya que le gustar\u00eda moler un poco de ma\u00edz para la cena. Mientras \u00e9l trata de despedirse del pasado a su manera, yo hago verdaderos esfuerzos para no pedarme, pues me conozco demasiado y no quiero que se repitan las amenazas de hace unas horas.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tsukioka Yoshitoshi. Pedo a un demonio kappa en el aserradero de Fukagawa (XIX cent.) &nbsp; Amiga: No he sido capaz de conciliar el sue\u00f1o en toda la noche, pues en mi cabeza rondaba una idea tan primitiva como un taparrabos confeccionado con hojas de higuera. Sin embargo, cerca de las tres de la madrugada la [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":341,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/41520839.jpg?fit=400%2C284&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=340"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/341"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}