{"id":3403,"date":"2022-07-17T14:07:56","date_gmt":"2022-07-17T14:07:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/?p=3403"},"modified":"2022-07-20T18:52:51","modified_gmt":"2022-07-20T18:52:51","slug":"email-del-17-de-julio-2022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2022\/07\/17\/email-del-17-de-julio-2022\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 17 de julio 2022"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-afd0ba2e wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:100%\">\n<div style=\"height:21px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-medium is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/poop-emoji-1.jpg?resize=366%2C275&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3422\" width=\"366\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/poop-emoji-1.jpg?resize=400%2C300&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/poop-emoji-1.jpg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/poop-emoji-1.jpg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/poop-emoji-1.jpg?resize=1536%2C1152&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/poop-emoji-1.jpg?w=1880&amp;ssl=1 1880w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 366px) 100vw, 366px\" \/><figcaption><strong>Ryan Germick and Susie Sahim<\/strong>. <em>Pile of Poo emoji<\/em> 1999<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><em>Trilog\u00eda de la puta mierda. Parte II<\/em><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ayer pens\u00e9 en la composici\u00f3n de los pedos. Al principio me pareci\u00f3 incre\u00edble que esa nada casi incolora, pero de ninguna manera inodora, estuviese compuesta por nitr\u00f3geno, amoniaco, hidr\u00f3geno, gas metano y di\u00f3xido de carbono. Por supuesto sin olvidar peque\u00f1\u00edsimas part\u00edculas de heces en suspensi\u00f3n. Cuando me cans\u00e9 de divagar sobre ese tema recorr\u00ed mi habitaci\u00f3n con la vista tratando de fijar mis ojos en algo que me sirviera para continuar con lo que siempre he llamado mis \u00abhoras muertas dedicadas a comprender por activa, pasiva y por perifr\u00e1stica lo que muy pocos pueden llegar a concebir, y sobre todo, a asimilar\u00bb. Sobre una especie de amasijo de libros y papeles manchados con caracteres, signos y grafemas descansaba, supongo que pl\u00e1cidamente, un trebejo extra\u00f1o que me hab\u00eda regalado unos d\u00edas antes un indigente al que hab\u00eda recompensado con unos c\u00e9ntimos para sentirme un ser superior. El cachivache se asemejaba a una escultura que hubiese sido dise\u00f1ada y trabajada con la lengua por un ofidio que padeciese, en silencio o no, de anquiloglosia, glositis y lengua saburral al mismo tiempo. Cuando la agarr\u00e9 con la mano sent\u00ed un amago de pinchazo en el h\u00edgado, pues la imagen era realmente antiest\u00e9tica y repelente. A\u00fan as\u00ed me puse a pensar en ella. Mientras m\u00e1s trataba de llegar a alguna conclusi\u00f3n m\u00e1s dif\u00edcil me parec\u00eda llegar a alguna conclusi\u00f3n. De repente sent\u00ed inconclusi\u00f3n. Dos o tres segundos despu\u00e9s sent\u00ed oclusi\u00f3n intelectual y espiritual, seguida de &nbsp;una sensaci\u00f3n persistente que me record\u00f3 a lo que siente un individuo sin extremidades al que acaban de contar un chascarrillo penoso o lamentable.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u00ed, decid\u00ed arrojar la estatuilla, por llamarla de alguna manera, por la ventana. Me extra\u00f1\u00f3 bastante no escuchar un quejido lastimero o un \u00abhijo de la gran puta, te voy a matar\u00bb. Pero no me asom\u00e9. Ya lo hab\u00eda hecho bastante en el texto anterior, del d\u00eda 15 de este mismo mes, y me pareci\u00f3 que resultar\u00eda exagerado, sobre todo para mi \u00fanico y asqueado lector. De manera que me dispuse a alzaprimar. Y alzaprim\u00e9 y alzaprim\u00e9, hasta que escuch\u00e9 las risotadas emitidas por los peque\u00f1os insectos caseros, sobre todo gorgojos, polillas y lepismas (AKA pececillos de plata). Mi primer impulso fue tratar de poner todo patas arriba y pisotear cada bicho carcajeante que se dejara ver, pero de repente, un ej\u00e9rcito de psiquiatras, psic\u00f3logos cl\u00ednicos, psicoterapeutas y &nbsp;\u00abpsinosecuantos\u00bb me agarraron con fuerza y me pusieron un bozal y un dogal. Me encantan los vocablos terminados en \u00abal\u00bb \u00a1Al Hitler! (\u00bfO era Hail?).&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trilog\u00eda de la puta mierda. Parte II Ayer pens\u00e9 en la composici\u00f3n de los pedos. Al principio me pareci\u00f3 incre\u00edble que esa nada casi incolora, pero de ninguna manera inodora, estuviese compuesta por nitr\u00f3geno, amoniaco, hidr\u00f3geno, gas metano y di\u00f3xido de carbono. Por supuesto sin olvidar peque\u00f1\u00edsimas part\u00edculas de heces en suspensi\u00f3n. Cuando me cans\u00e9 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3403"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3403\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3428,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3403\/revisions\/3428"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}