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Mi odont\u00f3logo canta. La auxiliar hace los coros. Llevo m\u00e1s de 10 a\u00f1os acudiendo a \u00e9l y nunca, en ninguna ocasi\u00f3n, me ha tratado sin componer al instante melod\u00edas y letras que parece que provengan de otra dimensi\u00f3n diferente. Me ha reemplazado piezas dentales, curado infecciones, implantado puentes y blanqueado la sonrisa, pero siempre canturreando sus emociones y aislado de esa realidad compleja repleta de ej\u00e9rcitos de badulaques. Ayer, sin que se diera cuenta grab\u00e9 su \u00faltima obra maestra. A continuaci\u00f3n te transcribo la letra… <\/p>\n
\u00abA diferencia de vosotros, yo nunca fui. A semejanza de nosotros, siempre he sido. Es extra\u00f1o, pero la l\u00ednea blanca que delimita mi silueta forma un arabesco. S\u00ed, tengo la espalda sobre el asfalto y varios rostros me examinan detalladamente, pero no escucho llorar a nadie. \u00a1La polic\u00eda puede ser tan insensible! Y mientras siento el ruido de los ejes de las ruedas, la camilla sigue un curso definido. Nunca fui. Siempre he sido. Deber\u00eda estar recorriendo el t\u00fanel, acerc\u00e1ndome hasta la brillante luz en el fondo. Bailando, flotando entre los cuerpos celestes. Alguien deber\u00eda certificar mi muerte. Alguien tendr\u00eda que dirigirse a mi casa a sosegar a mi familia y a acariciar a mis perros. Alguien deber\u00eda rubricar el resto de actas, documentos, garant\u00edas y certificados. Nunca fui. Siempre he sido. He cerrado puertas. He abierto ventanas. He escondido las cajas debajo de las camas. He aislado el excremento sumamente embarullado que se resguarda de la lluvia dentro de mi cabeza y que de alguna manera desconoce por completo que en ocasiones puede intercalar ideas y razonamientos complementarios. Nunca fui. Siempre he sido. Un bucle no es una letan\u00eda. Un hogar no es un nido de ratas. A diferencia de vosotros, yo nunca fui. A semejanza de nosotros, siempre he sido\u00bb.<\/i><\/p>\n
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Gerard van Honthorst. The dentist (1622) Querida: Mi odont\u00f3logo canta. La auxiliar hace los coros. Llevo m\u00e1s de 10 a\u00f1os acudiendo a \u00e9l y nunca, en ninguna ocasi\u00f3n, me ha tratado sin componer al instante melod\u00edas y letras que parece que provengan de otra dimensi\u00f3n diferente. Me ha reemplazado piezas dentales, curado infecciones, implantado 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