{"id":3450,"date":"2022-07-26T10:39:39","date_gmt":"2022-07-26T10:39:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/?p=3450"},"modified":"2022-07-27T12:27:15","modified_gmt":"2022-07-27T12:27:15","slug":"email-del-26-de-julio-2022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2022\/07\/26\/email-del-26-de-julio-2022\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 26 de julio 2022"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-afd0ba2e wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-medium\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"260\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Goya_-_A_Scene_from_the_Spanish_War_of_Independence-_after_1808-_4121.jpg?resize=400%2C260&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3452\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Goya_-_A_Scene_from_the_Spanish_War_of_Independence-_after_1808-_4121.jpg?resize=400%2C260&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Goya_-_A_Scene_from_the_Spanish_War_of_Independence-_after_1808-_4121.jpg?resize=1024%2C666&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Goya_-_A_Scene_from_the_Spanish_War_of_Independence-_after_1808-_4121.jpg?resize=768%2C499&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Goya_-_A_Scene_from_the_Spanish_War_of_Independence-_after_1808-_4121.jpg?w=1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><figcaption>Goya. <em>Escena de Guerra&nbsp;<\/em>(1808)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La antipat\u00eda de P\u00e9rez comenz\u00f3 cuando L\u00f3pez escribi\u00f3 un art\u00edculo en el peri\u00f3dico comarcal manifestando que P\u00e9rez no era m\u00e1s que un simple y \u00abfascistizado\u00bb psic\u00f3pata sub-sub (subcl\u00ednico y submongoloide) tan chato como un escorpeniforme actinopterigio. De poco valieron las quejas de P\u00e9rez o de Garc\u00eda, la mujer de este. En un momento dado, cuando la animadversi\u00f3n de ambos todav\u00eda no hab\u00eda llegado al v\u00e9rtice, P\u00e9rez coment\u00f3 a un amigo mutuo que L\u00f3pez le recordaba a un salchich\u00f3n embuchado. Por supuesto la comparaci\u00f3n lleg\u00f3 a o\u00eddos de L\u00f3pez mientras este practicaba vud\u00fa sobre un mu\u00f1equito con aspecto de P\u00e9rez, aunque un poco m\u00e1s reseco, que le mantuvo ocupado durante 15 minutos, tiempo suficiente para que Garc\u00eda azuzase a P\u00e9rez con la intenci\u00f3n de preparar una buena ofensa que desbaratase por completo el vigor ling\u00fc\u00edstico de su enemigo m\u00e1s \u00edntimo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La controversia cr\u00edtica lleg\u00f3 a un punto en que, tanto los amigos, conocidos, intermediarios y alcahuetes de los dos contendientes discutieron acaloradamente si existi\u00f3 o no causaci\u00f3n retroactiva. Al no alcanzar un consenso l\u00f3gico y, por encima de todo, moral, decidieron no sin cierta desconfianza, dejar que los acontecimientos prosiguieran su degradado recorrido.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Y eso es lo que sucedi\u00f3 durante los siguientes 47 a\u00f1os. Hasta que el enfrentamiento verbal, manuscrito, publicado y ampliamente documentado lleg\u00f3 a las manos. O mejor deber\u00eda haber dicho \u00aba los tacat\u00e1s\u00bb. El incidente comenz\u00f3 cuando L\u00f3pez se encontr\u00f3 de casualidad con P\u00e9rez en la entrada de un supercomercio urbano de proximidad. Los dos, ayudados por sus andadores de aluminio con asiento incorporado, se miraron fijamente durante unos segundos hasta que estall\u00f3 la conflagraci\u00f3n final. L\u00f3pez le pregunt\u00f3 con sorna extrema qu\u00e9 d\u00f3nde cojones estaba Garc\u00eda, su portera, su perrita faldera, su due\u00f1a y se\u00f1ora, jerarca, matriarca, diosa y amanuense, a lo que P\u00e9rez respondi\u00f3 con sus 206 huesos y los tres o cuatro dientes que le quedaban. La colisi\u00f3n fue pavorosa. Todos los p\u00e1jaros del lugar volaron espantados en todas direcciones. Un gato que dorm\u00eda pl\u00e1cidamente en un alcorque sufri\u00f3 una parada cardiorespiratoria provocada por la fort\u00edsima impresi\u00f3n repentina y el bedel de la finca colindante estuvo a punto de hacerse sus necesidades fisiol\u00f3gicas encima. El resto es historia. Y como todas las historias ser\u00e1 recordada para siempre por nuestros descendientes (y los de Juan Roig Alfonso). Y mientras el futuro se escribe con tinta barata fabricada en China o Taiwan, algunos de nuestros ascendientes se revuelven y se revolver\u00e1n eternamente dentro de sus tumbas&#8230;<a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.alamy.com\/francisco-de-goya-y-lucientes-escena-de-guerra-war-scene-1808-image209008331.html\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La antipat\u00eda de P\u00e9rez comenz\u00f3 cuando L\u00f3pez escribi\u00f3 un art\u00edculo en el peri\u00f3dico comarcal manifestando que P\u00e9rez no era m\u00e1s que un simple y \u00abfascistizado\u00bb psic\u00f3pata sub-sub (subcl\u00ednico y submongoloide) tan chato como un escorpeniforme actinopterigio. De poco valieron las quejas de P\u00e9rez o de Garc\u00eda, la mujer de este. 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