{"id":346,"date":"2021-07-21T15:13:00","date_gmt":"2021-07-21T15:13:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:26:27","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:26:27","slug":"email-del-21-de-julio-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2021\/07\/21\/email-del-21-de-julio-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 21 de julio 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-DQXq901JMsw\/YPg4dsqq0SI\/AAAAAAAAtzs\/gMOaoxrowlMDW34oIWHOjIb5G3IFbJguQCLcBGAsYHQ\/s590\/422811.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"590\" data-original-width=\"540\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/422811.jpg?resize=366%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-347\" width=\"366\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Eugene Delacroix. <i>T\u00eate de chat <\/i>(XIX cent.)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Amiga m\u00eda (y supongo que de otros):<\/p>\n<p>Existe un adagio entre los primates antropoides que traducido al castellano dice algo as\u00ed como que cuanto m\u00e1s grande es la nariz, m\u00e1s atractivo resulta el mono. En un principio dicho aforismo axiom\u00e1tico iba a convertirse en el<i> <\/i>leit motiv de mi novela <i>Mujer con amenorrea mirando al sudoeste desde el noreste<\/i> cuyo argumento gira en torno a un tipo que acusa a su amante, bailarina de profesi\u00f3n, de instaurar una dictadura delicuescente con sus innumerables y aburrid\u00edsimas intervenciones a base de talonazos en el suelo con las almadre\u00f1as. Hay una parte al final del cap\u00edtulo 11 que me gusta un mont\u00f3n: Adelina, la protagonista, se acerca a Adelino, su novio, y le pregunta por qu\u00e9 raz\u00f3n sigue con ella. Este, despu\u00e9s de sentarse y acariciar a Adelo, su pastor alem\u00e1n alsaciano, le responde con una frase enigm\u00e1tica: \u00absabes, Adelina, sentado sobre el inodoro siento el inodoro\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>De momento no he decidido qui\u00e9n morir\u00e1 el primero de los tres (Adelino, Adelina o Adelo), aunque creo que deber\u00eda crear un cuarto personaje que podr\u00eda ser, por ejemplo, una gatita a la que llamar\u00eda Adelaida, Adalberta o Adolfina, y hacer que esta se suicidase introduciendo las vibrisas en un molinillo de caf\u00e9 de la marca Moulinex.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sin m\u00e1s, o con m\u00e1s, o con la espalda chorreosa t\u00edpica de finales de julio, se despide,<\/p>\n<p>Greg&nbsp;Brisquet<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Eugene Delacroix. T\u00eate de chat (XIX cent.) Amiga m\u00eda (y supongo que de otros): Existe un adagio entre los primates antropoides que traducido al castellano dice algo as\u00ed como que cuanto m\u00e1s grande es la nariz, m\u00e1s atractivo resulta el mono. En un principio dicho aforismo axiom\u00e1tico iba a convertirse en el leit motiv 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