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Y de repente mi capacidad para producir flatulencias melodiosas ces\u00f3, con lo que el grupo de los Pedorreros Aruspicinos se vio obligado a despedirme sin indemnizaci\u00f3n. Mientras pensaba qu\u00e9 es lo que har\u00eda con mi vida algo rompi\u00f3 la quietud de mis silencios obsesivos. \u00bfAlguna vez te has parado a escuchar el sonido de los sentimientos refrenados? Pues eso es lo que sucedi\u00f3, y aunque en aquella \u00e9poca yo era incapaz de distinguir entre el sonsonete que producen las anomal\u00edas y el runr\u00fan que emite la completa incomprensi\u00f3n del lenguaje, infer\u00ed que la abundancia excesiva de cada una de las modificaciones extravagantes, ininteligibles, y sobre todo, hipnag\u00f3gicas, con las que hab\u00eda alimentado a Rufo, mi ego, estaban comenzando a pasar factura. Quiz\u00e1 por esa raz\u00f3n sent\u00ed una inquietante y repentina necesidad de lavarle los pies a alguien. El primer humano que pas\u00f3 por delante de m\u00ed carec\u00eda de extremidades, aunque fardaba un mont\u00f3n con su especie de tacat\u00e1 motorizado. El segundo humano que se acerc\u00f3 lo suficiente me pregunt\u00f3 si sab\u00eda d\u00f3nde vend\u00edan Peusek, pues sufr\u00eda de bromhidrosis. Por supuesto lo envi\u00e9 a una farmacia y dej\u00e9 que se marchara lo m\u00e1s r\u00e1pido posible. Como ya no pas\u00f3 ning\u00fan humano m\u00e1s tuve que contentarme con lavarle las almohadillas de las patas a un gato callejero tricolor. <\/p>\n
Cuando regres\u00e9 a mi casa, esta se hab\u00eda transformado en un trastorno pormenorizado con cierta propensi\u00f3n an\u00f3mala y morbosa a proferir obscenidades. Entonces todo lo que era y comprend\u00eda se transform\u00f3 a su vez en un peque\u00f1o taburete de metal plastificado que aprovech\u00e9 para descansar la parte m\u00e1s fondona de mi anatom\u00eda.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Alfred Kubin. Dream animal (1903) Querida amiga: Y de repente mi capacidad para producir flatulencias melodiosas ces\u00f3, con lo que el grupo de los Pedorreros Aruspicinos se vio obligado a despedirme sin indemnizaci\u00f3n. Mientras pensaba qu\u00e9 es lo que har\u00eda con mi vida algo rompi\u00f3 la quietud de mis silencios obsesivos. \u00bfAlguna vez te 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