{"id":3497,"date":"2022-08-09T17:13:31","date_gmt":"2022-08-09T17:13:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/?p=3497"},"modified":"2022-08-09T17:13:31","modified_gmt":"2022-08-09T17:13:31","slug":"email-del-9-de-agosto-2022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2022\/08\/09\/email-del-9-de-agosto-2022\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 9 de agosto 2022"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-afd0ba2e wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-medium\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"330\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Rene-magritte-blue-cinema.jpg?resize=330%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3499\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Rene-magritte-blue-cinema.jpg?resize=330%2C400&amp;ssl=1 330w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Rene-magritte-blue-cinema.jpg?w=660&amp;ssl=1 660w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 330px) 100vw, 330px\" \/><figcaption>Rene Magritte. <em>Blue cinema<\/em> (1925)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ser\u00eda preciso buscar las causas de las fantas\u00edas triolistas de Bardomiano. Pero antes ser\u00eda m\u00e1s justo postergar las ideas preconcebidas acerca de las compulsiones incontrolables. Todos tuvimos claro desde el principio que Bardomiano no era un ser arrogante e insensible, y mucho menos un psic\u00f3pata funcional. Y que tras su aspecto perdulario se escond\u00eda un tipo con bastante ingenio y una agudeza m\u00e1s all\u00e1 de toda duda razonable. \u00bfQu\u00e9 importaba que le gustara ver a su mujer follando con otros? A mi me gusta ver a mi esposa follando con nadie. Ni siquiera conmigo. Pero bueno, \u00a1eso es otra historia! El verdadero problema radicaba en su af\u00e1n exhibicionista, pues no solo se conformaba con permitirle yacer con otros, sino que disfrutaba film\u00e1ndose en pel\u00edcula de 16 mm mientras gozaba contempl\u00e1ndola desnuda retozando arriba, abajo, y en ocasiones al lado, de sus amantes, por otro lado, escogidos con cierto mimo. Para que todo el tinglado funcionase necesitaba poner la c\u00e1mara en un rinc\u00f3n de la habitaci\u00f3n y dejarla rodando con un objetivo gran angular mientras \u00e9l se acercaba a la cama y se sentaba a los pies a disfrutar del evento. Cuando este terminaba corr\u00eda hacia la c\u00e1mara y liberaba el autom\u00e1tico. El resto era simplemente edici\u00f3n, edici\u00f3n y edici\u00f3n. De vez en cuando invitaba a sus amigos, entre ellos, a m\u00ed, y nos proyectaba todos sus films de, ejem, arte y ensayo. Sin embargo nos obligaba a taparnos los ojos con unos pa\u00f1uelos oscuros para que no pudi\u00e9semos ver el sudor y la carne mientras \u00e9l nos narraba lo que suced\u00eda: \u00abAhora est\u00e1 haci\u00e9ndole una mamada. \u00a1Qu\u00e9 gran mamada! Ojal\u00e1 pudieseis verlo\u00bb. Por supuesto su mujer nunca asist\u00eda a estos maratones cinematogr\u00e1ficos y prefer\u00eda pasar esas horas en alg\u00fan hotelucho de mala muerte viendo follar a algunos de sus amantes con otras mujeres, la mayor parte de ellas pagadas a tocateja.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Varios a\u00f1os m\u00e1s tarde unos ladrones entraron a su casa y se llevaron la c\u00e1mara, todas sus pel\u00edculas, la moviola, el resto de trebejos cinematogr\u00e1ficos y una vasija de cuerpo esferoide. A partir de ese d\u00eda Bardomiano cambi\u00f3. Empez\u00f3 a dejar de vestirse en Primark para encargar sus trajes a un imitador econ\u00f3mico de William Fioravanti. Se divorci\u00f3 de su esposa y musa sical\u00edptica-concupiscente y se hizo revendedor de orbitoclastos vintage.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ser\u00eda preciso buscar las causas de las fantas\u00edas triolistas de Bardomiano. Pero antes ser\u00eda m\u00e1s justo postergar las ideas preconcebidas acerca de las compulsiones incontrolables. Todos tuvimos claro desde el principio que Bardomiano no era un ser arrogante e insensible, y mucho menos un psic\u00f3pata funcional. 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