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\u00a1HABLEMOS POR UN INSTANTE DE LOS VIEJOS TIEMPOS! <\/p>\n
Le llam\u00e1bamos Mahou porque era un incondicional de los botellines de 33 cl de dicha marca de cerveza, aunque creo que su verdadero nombre era Cristino, Cretino o algo parecido. La verdad es que siempre me hab\u00edan importado una mierda yerta sus opiniones, ya fueran sobre macolog\u00eda, primatolog\u00eda, neuroembriolog\u00eda, proctolog\u00eda, fitosociolog\u00eda, o simplemente sobre la estabilidad del \u00e1tomo, la medicina tradicional murciana o las absorciones anales. Sin embargo a partir de su antepen\u00faltima licenciatura comenc\u00e9 a odiarlo de una forma repentina, nefanda y discontinua. <\/p>\n
Desgraciada o afortunadamente, tras la s\u00fabita muerte de su h\u00e1mster dorado, Mahou desarroll\u00f3 un trastorno ansioso-depresivo severo y solo volv\u00ed a verle en contadas ocasiones. En una de ellas, su deseo inicial de agradar se desvi\u00f3 imperceptiblemente hasta adoptar una actitud francamente inquietante, por lo que a punto estuve de verme abocado a reformularme una serie de preguntas fundamentales del tipo de \u00ab\u00bflas propias autoexigencias \u00e9ticas del resto de imb\u00e9ciles, tienen algo que ver con mi profunda aversi\u00f3n hacia cualquier forma de argumentaci\u00f3n confusa y contradictoria?\u00bb<\/p>\n
No s\u00e9 si alguien aprobar\u00e1 alguno de mis anteriores razonamientos, aunque no es algo que me quite el su\u00f1o. \u00bfHe dicho su\u00f1o? \u00a1Pues me arrebata! \u00a1Rima con tru\u00f1o! Adem\u00e1s creo que queda mucho mejor que el vocablo \u00absue\u00f1o\u00bb. Hablando de su\u00f1os, ayer su\u00f1\u00e9 que Dios se aparec\u00eda tocando la zanfona mientras yo trataba de cocinar al dente una carencia emocional absoluta, aunque compleja en s\u00ed misma. <\/p>\n
Greg<\/p>\n
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Nota: Este texto es peor que el \u00faltimo que publiqu\u00e9 hace dos d\u00edas, pero mucho mejor que el que postear\u00e9 pr\u00f3ximamente.<\/p>\n
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Albrecht Durer. Philosophia (1502) \u00a1HABLEMOS POR UN INSTANTE DE LOS VIEJOS TIEMPOS! Le llam\u00e1bamos Mahou porque era un incondicional de los botellines de 33 cl de dicha marca de cerveza, aunque creo que su verdadero nombre era Cristino, Cretino o algo parecido. La verdad es que siempre me hab\u00edan importado una mierda yerta sus 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