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Mi psic\u00f3logo conductista siempre me repite que la realidad produce irrealidad. Mi frutero paquistan\u00ed no para de insistir en cada ocasi\u00f3n que entro en su tienda que deber\u00eda dejarme asesorar por \u00e9l o por su empleado bahawalpur\u00ed. Mi estilista y asesor de imagen reitera una y otra vez que mis hombros ca\u00eddos y mi cutis untuoso le repugnan y le producen arcadas, pero que me soporta porque pago bien y en efectivo. \u00a1Siempre es lo mismo! Cuando era peque\u00f1o mi madre me susurraba que yo era el nene bueno de mam\u00e1, pero cuando ella estaba trabajando, mi padre, que detestaba realizar cualquier actividad f\u00edsica, me pon\u00eda firmes mientras me gritaba que yo era el nene malo de pap\u00e1. En una ocasi\u00f3n incluso Django, nuestro perro mestizo ratonero me ladr\u00f3 que guaaa grrrr guau gaaaa grrrrao que m\u00e1s o menos quiere decir que \u00abun d\u00eda se iba a ciscar en mi boca\u00bb. <\/p>\n
Desde entonces me defiendo de todo lo que me hace da\u00f1o haci\u00e9ndome el muerto. Por supuesto, dicha conducta tanat\u00f3sica no implica que siempre me salga con la m\u00eda, sobre todo cuando la polic\u00eda que vive en mi cerebro se amotina ante mis apocamientos y no me deja otra alternativa que emular un repentino estado catat\u00f3nico para convencerlos de que realmente soy una pena de t\u00edo. Eso cuando soy, porque a menudo no soy, por lo tanto no puedo pertenecer. Y si no pertenezco ni siquiera a un club de futbol o a una asociaci\u00f3n vecinal, entonces, \u00bfpara qu\u00e9 intento por todos los medios trascender mi propio Yo?<\/p>\n
S\u00ed, es verdad. Hace cuatro a\u00f1os pact\u00e9 con todos los \u00abconmigo mismo\u00bb, que me ofrece el desdoblamiento de personalidad, que nunca hablar\u00eda de esa maldita red de falsedades autodestructivas repleta de objetivos simb\u00f3licos llamada \u00abamistad\u00bb, \u00abcari\u00f1o\u00bb o incluso \u00abamor\u00bb. Y aunque me jur\u00e9 a mi mismo que encontrar\u00eda esa paz de mente que he estado buscando toda la jodida vida si me ataba unos cuantos kilos de plomo a los pies y saltaba al interior de la ba\u00f1era marca Roca, descubr\u00ed que el valor nominal de cada uno de mis mensajes era equivalente a ese precioso n\u00famero que expresa una cantidad inexistente.<\/p>\n
Greg \u00abAdipocira\u00bb L\u00f3pez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
William Blake. The lovers whirlwind (1827) Mi psic\u00f3logo conductista siempre me repite que la realidad produce irrealidad. Mi frutero paquistan\u00ed no para de insistir en cada ocasi\u00f3n que entro en su tienda que deber\u00eda dejarme asesorar por \u00e9l o por su empleado bahawalpur\u00ed. 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