{"id":360,"date":"2021-07-05T10:49:00","date_gmt":"2021-07-05T10:49:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:26:31","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:26:31","slug":"email-del-5-de-julio-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2021\/07\/05\/email-del-5-de-julio-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 5 de julio 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-S5jN4ABa-Dk\/YOLjJy5xQjI\/AAAAAAAAtrc\/4DrH2rKwhNgdpO4GRxZf_mxEwtn1GAiHgCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1153\/Giovanni-bellini-portrait-of-a-humanist.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1153\" data-original-width=\"900\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Giovanni-bellini-portrait-of-a-humanist.jpg?resize=313%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-361\" width=\"313\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Giovanni Bellini. <i>Portrait of a humanist<\/i> (1480)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Me encontraba francamente a gusto retorci\u00e9ndome de dolor intentando deglutir el sufrimiento existencial y celebrando mi resecamiento emocional, cuando de repente se me acerc\u00f3 revoloteando una mosca despistada, se introdujo por mi boca y se suicid\u00f3 desliz\u00e1ndose por el tobog\u00e1n que formaba mi gaznate. Al principio me import\u00f3 una mierda an\u00f3mica su vida e incluso brome\u00e9 para mis adentros, pero al cabo de media hora me entr\u00f3 una especie de tristeza en forma de abismo patol\u00f3gico. Aunque hubiera preferido mil veces el abismo de Helm, esta forma de agujero negro paralizante se atrincher\u00f3 en un intersticio de mi cerebro y a punto estuvo de provocar mi final. Pero supe reaccionar y pas\u00e9 el resto del d\u00eda meditando sobre el ser humano: nacemos, crecemos, contraemos una o varias \u00falceras a menudo sangrantes, visitamos al psiquiatra cuando este no tiene cita en un burdel, y palmamos sin previo aviso cuando nos peta la patata. Y entre el nacimiento y el petamiento, el chorroborro que forma la existencia r\u00edgida elide cada una de nuestras cartas marcadas transform\u00e1ndolas en l\u00e1grimas y distensi\u00f3n abdominal en forma de meteorismo.<\/p>\n<p>A veces no s\u00e9 por qu\u00e9 me preocupo, pero estoy preocupado&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Giovanni Bellini. Portrait of a humanist (1480) Me encontraba francamente a gusto retorci\u00e9ndome de dolor intentando deglutir el sufrimiento existencial y celebrando mi resecamiento emocional, cuando de repente se me acerc\u00f3 revoloteando una mosca despistada, se introdujo por mi boca y se suicid\u00f3 desliz\u00e1ndose por el tobog\u00e1n que formaba mi gaznate. 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