{"id":368,"date":"2021-06-30T10:40:00","date_gmt":"2021-06-30T10:40:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:26:33","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:26:33","slug":"no-importa-ni-el-titulo-ni-el-autor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2021\/06\/30\/no-importa-ni-el-titulo-ni-el-autor\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 30 de junio 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-YSpa2NHYsog\/YNxJP1MDfAI\/AAAAAAAAtpc\/BlbVlz3qJx4CUyK0mAcR_0TohilDwhwhgCLcBGAsYHQ\/s892\/Sin%2Bt%25C3%25ADtulo%2B1.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"892\" data-original-width=\"700\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Sin2Bt25C325ADtulo2B1.jpg?resize=314%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-369\" width=\"314\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">No importa ni el t\u00edtulo ni el autor, pues este cuadro es una put\u00edsima mierda (\u00bfeterna?)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Cuando le preguntaron a Yahveh P\u00e9rez cu\u00e1l era la raz\u00f3n por la que decidi\u00f3 abrir las puertas, \u00e9l simplemente contest\u00f3 que porque estaban cerradas. Luego a\u00f1adi\u00f3 \u00abyo soy Yahveh P\u00e9rez, la imagen de la percepci\u00f3n, la sensaci\u00f3n de placer inhibido, ese influjo nervioso semejante a un pol\u00edmero de emociones mec\u00e1nicas y recuerdos inconscientes. Y justo por ser quien soy, en realidad no soy porque no estoy. S\u00ed, acabo de abrir la puerta. \u00bfEs necesario explicar las razones? \u00bfAcaso no sois capaces de escuchar el chisporroteo abyecto e infame que produce la lluvia cuando penetra en el interior de mi cabeza? Hermanos, acercaos. \u00bfNo comprend\u00e9is que&#8230;? Oh, \u00a1Padre! Estoy llegando a ese puntito en el que ya no me atengo a teor\u00edas manufacturadas o manipulaciones discursivas que de una u otra manera transforman y transfiguran cualquier deseo nost\u00e1lgico, cualquier imposibilidad exhalada en el aire, en impulsos err\u00e1ticos escrupulosamente patol\u00f3gicos de inspiraci\u00f3n claramente demoniaca\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Tras sonre\u00edr a cada uno de nosotros, Yahveh P\u00e9rez desapareci\u00f3. Mientras la mayor parte de sus adeptos nos dirig\u00edamos a ofrecer dos litros de leche de burra por cabeza al monumento que solemnizaba a la familia P\u00e9rez, alguien coment\u00f3 que quiz\u00e1 la evaporaci\u00f3n instant\u00e1nea de Yahveh hab\u00eda sido producida gracias al anillo m\u00e1gico de Giges. Pero como en esos instantes no est\u00e1bamos para resoluciones plat\u00f3nicas, decidimos obviar el comentario y comenzamos a canturrear la Oda 24 perteneciente a la serie XI de los C\u00e1nticos Arm\u00f3nicos y Espirituales compuestos por el propio Yahveh P\u00e9rez en conmemoraci\u00f3n de su propio ser.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No importa ni el t\u00edtulo ni el autor, pues este cuadro es una put\u00edsima mierda (\u00bfeterna?) &nbsp; Cuando le preguntaron a Yahveh P\u00e9rez cu\u00e1l era la raz\u00f3n por la que decidi\u00f3 abrir las puertas, \u00e9l simplemente contest\u00f3 que porque estaban cerradas. Luego a\u00f1adi\u00f3 \u00abyo soy Yahveh P\u00e9rez, la imagen de la percepci\u00f3n, la sensaci\u00f3n de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":369,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Sin2Bt25C325ADtulo2B1.jpg?fit=314%2C400&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=368"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/369"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}