{"id":370,"date":"2021-06-29T17:59:00","date_gmt":"2021-06-29T17:59:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:26:33","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:26:33","slug":"email-del-29-de-junio-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2021\/06\/29\/email-del-29-de-junio-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 29 de junio 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-LcQIIUr-QgA\/YNteT_ewpHI\/AAAAAAAAtoo\/wnHY4kT13Tgz7akR8NFUt0JdxchOTqZggCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1500\/A1S9uzBC-lL._AC_SL1500_.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1500\" data-original-width=\"1500\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/A1S9uzBC-lL._AC_SL1500_.jpg?resize=400%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-371\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">Alfred Kubin. <i>Epidemic <\/i>(1901)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>En febrero de 1935 Borohah Azanusi, el brujo-curandero del pueblo (otrora llamado t\u00edo Sisebuto), se amput\u00f3 el dedo medio del pie izquierdo cuando intentaba cortar en pedacitos proporcionados unas ra\u00edces que acababa de recolectar. Dicen que como el dolor era tan inmenso, Borohah se transform\u00f3 en alpargata rosigada para no tener que sufrir en vano. Lamentablemente un perro desgalichado y astuto que pasaba por all\u00ed la agarr\u00f3 con las mand\u00edbulas y la enterr\u00f3 al lado de un nogal achacosamente longevo. Por supuesto nunca m\u00e1s se supo de \u00e9l. De Borohah. Pero tampoco del chucho. Pasaron un n\u00famero indeterminado de a\u00f1os&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Un d\u00eda me encontraba sentado en una terraza intentando tragar unos <i>\u00e9clairs<\/i> de chocolate que ten\u00edan el sabor y la apariencia de unos chu\u00f1os l\u00edgrimos, cuando de repente experiment\u00e9 una especie de oscilaci\u00f3n espasm\u00f3dica en el ano. Al principio me pareci\u00f3 un orgasmo marrado, pero m\u00e1s tarde, cuando se volvi\u00f3 a repetir, llegu\u00e9 a la conclusi\u00f3n de que era justo la misma sensaci\u00f3n que hab\u00eda conocido el d\u00eda que, siete a\u00f1os antes, logr\u00e9 arrugar una hoja de papel sin producir ninguna clase de ruidito.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>En mayo de 1947 Prudencio, el hijo del t\u00edo Sisebuto, caminaba arrastrando los pies por la vereda del r\u00edo Capcioso. Cuando se cans\u00f3 de remolcar sus sandalias se sent\u00f3 frente a un agujero que hab\u00eda pertenecido a la cepa de una planta bulbosa. De repente sus ojos se posaron sobre una especie de esparte\u00f1a maltratada. Se incorpor\u00f3 con un saltito anuro y recogi\u00f3 el calzado con las manos. Obviamente no lo iba a agarrar con la boca. Cuando enfoc\u00f3 bien la vista reconoci\u00f3 a su pap\u00e1. Lo limpi\u00f3 con un pa\u00f1uelo repleto de mucosidad verdiamarilla y se lo llev\u00f3 reverencialmente al pueblo.<\/p>\n<p>Una noche me toqu\u00e9 los huevos. Pero no fue un tocamiento rijoso o libidinoso. En realidad fue un sobamiento tel\u00farico, es decir, relativo a la Tierra como sat\u00e9lite. El manoseamiento dur\u00f3 34 minutos y me dej\u00f3 francamente estratificado, aunque emanando un fulgor ef\u00edmero y perezoso. Intent\u00e9 regresar a mi casa pero cada vez que andaba un metro hacia delante levitaba dos metros y medio hacia las nubes. Al final decid\u00ed que nunca volver\u00eda a meterme ambas manos, ni siquiera una, dentro de la bragueta. Y as\u00ed lo cumpl\u00ed. Desde entonces me paso la mayor parte del tiempo epatando fulgorosamente.<\/p>\n<p>En enero de 1962&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Alfred Kubin. Epidemic (1901) En febrero de 1935 Borohah Azanusi, el brujo-curandero del pueblo (otrora llamado t\u00edo Sisebuto), se amput\u00f3 el dedo medio del pie izquierdo cuando intentaba cortar en pedacitos proporcionados unas ra\u00edces que acababa de recolectar. Dicen que como el dolor era tan inmenso, Borohah se transform\u00f3 en alpargata rosigada para no 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