{"id":3707,"date":"2022-11-10T14:21:55","date_gmt":"2022-11-10T14:21:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/?p=3707"},"modified":"2022-11-10T14:26:10","modified_gmt":"2022-11-10T14:26:10","slug":"email-del-10-de-noviembre-2022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2022\/11\/10\/email-del-10-de-noviembre-2022\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 10 de noviembre 2022"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-afd0ba2e wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-medium\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"327\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/Vladimir-Tatlin-Meat.jpg?resize=400%2C327&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3708\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/Vladimir-Tatlin-Meat.jpg?resize=400%2C327&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/Vladimir-Tatlin-Meat.jpg?resize=768%2C628&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/Vladimir-Tatlin-Meat.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Vladimir Tatlin. <em>Meat<\/em> (1947)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hola:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hace unas cuantas semanas la asociaci\u00f3n c\u00e1rnica del barrio que re\u00fane a matarifes, destazadores, desolladores, carniceros, charcuteros, chacineros, consumidores carn\u00edvoros y un n\u00famero indeterminado de asesinos psic\u00f3patas antrop\u00f3fagos, me pidi\u00f3 que creara un himno que los definiera y que fuera f\u00e1cil de aprender para que pudieran cantarlo en todas las ocasiones en que se reunieran para debatir sus estatutos. Aunque acab\u00e9 de componerlo hace varios d\u00edas, fue ayer cuando se lo entregu\u00e9 al director de la congregaci\u00f3n que pareci\u00f3 sentirse un poco disgustado, pues me lo arroj\u00f3 a la cara antes de mandarme a la puta mierda. El c\u00e1ntico, m\u00e1s parecido a un epinicio que a una alabanza mir\u00edficamente zonza se titula <em>El mondongo corrongo<\/em>, pero mejor te copiar\u00e9 el estribillo:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>\u00abEl mondongo facilongo que presupongo (pongo, pongo, pongo),<br>no es bailongo ni se parece a los zorongos (rongos, rongos, rongos)<br>y si por alg\u00fan motivo indefinido lo impongo (chu-chuaaaaa, chu-chuaaaaa),<br>obviamente es porque me sale de los cojonongos (yeah, yeah, yeah)\u00bb.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u00ed, ya s\u00e9 que la letra est\u00e1 muy alejada de Dylan o Cohen y que el \u00faltimo verso es zaf\u00edo, horrendo y produce verg\u00fcenza ajena, pero por un kilo de codillo y despieces porcinos que es lo que me quer\u00edan pagar no iba a entregarles la Misa en si menor de Johann Sebastian Bach, \u00bfno crees?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Greg<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">P.D.:<br>Acabo de provocar una erecci\u00f3n brutal a un gato -que paseaba tranquilamente por la calle- por medio de la psicoquinesia. Bueno, no es que sea una noticia demasiado importante, pero quer\u00eda hacerte part\u00edcipe de la extraordinaria intensidad emocional de mis actos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hola: Hace unas cuantas semanas la asociaci\u00f3n c\u00e1rnica del barrio que re\u00fane a matarifes, destazadores, desolladores, carniceros, charcuteros, chacineros, consumidores carn\u00edvoros y un n\u00famero indeterminado de asesinos psic\u00f3patas antrop\u00f3fagos, me pidi\u00f3 que creara un himno que los definiera y que fuera f\u00e1cil de aprender para que pudieran cantarlo en todas las ocasiones en que se 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