{"id":3713,"date":"2022-11-14T20:21:22","date_gmt":"2022-11-14T20:21:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/?p=3713"},"modified":"2022-11-14T23:04:12","modified_gmt":"2022-11-14T23:04:12","slug":"email-del-14-de-noviembre-2022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2022\/11\/14\/email-del-14-de-noviembre-2022\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 14 de noviembre 2022"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-afd0ba2e wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-medium\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"301\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/8294945997910723.jpg?resize=400%2C301&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3714\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/8294945997910723.jpg?resize=400%2C301&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/8294945997910723.jpg?w=633&amp;ssl=1 633w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Jos\u00e9 Estrada. <em>Moscas<\/em> (2020)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">El 17 de agosto de 2017 tres moscas comunes fueron brutalmente asesinadas mientras revoloteaban sobre la piel sudada de Patricia Fusca. El asesino confeso, Faustino Mera, protector de Patricia e instructor de surf para perros, confes\u00f3 que lo hab\u00eda hecho porque los dipteros hab\u00edan llegado a un punto sumamente desquiciante. Horas m\u00e1s tarde, cuando el comisario Sobreras le pregunt\u00f3 por qu\u00e9 raz\u00f3n se hab\u00eda comportado de una manera tan cruel e inhumana descuartizando en 17 pedazos los cuerpos de los infortunados insectos, la respuesta de Mera fue simple pero concluyente: \u00a1porque siempre le hab\u00eda gustado ese n\u00famero!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Conozco la historia porque Faustino Mera me la cont\u00f3 muchos a\u00f1os despu\u00e9s de que sucediera. Bueno, en realidad me la cant\u00f3. Lo que m\u00e1s le importaba en la vida a Faustino era, adem\u00e1s del n\u00famero 17, canturrear, tararear, salmodiar, en resumidas cuentas, interpretar. Y no lo hac\u00eda nada mal. Incluso lleg\u00f3 a componer un himno aprehensible a su cifra preferida. Creo, si no me falla la memoria, que lo titul\u00f3 <em>4\u00b2+1\u00b2<\/em>. Podr\u00eda llamarle y preguntarle si estoy en lo cierto, pero s\u00e9 que me contestar\u00eda con su frase preferida, \u00ab\u00bfA qui\u00e9n cojones puede importarle eso?\u00bb. Y en realidad tendr\u00eda toda la raz\u00f3n. Si he de ser repugnantemente sincero, me importan una mierda densa y viscosa Faustino y las tres jodidamente pesadas moscas. Todav\u00eda me importa menos Patricia Fusca, que aunque nunca llegu\u00e9 a conocerla, ten\u00eda fama de ilimitada e irrestricta. \u00bfY qu\u00e9 puedo a\u00f1adir acerca del comisario Sobreras? Ese maldito madero ergof\u00f3bico que estuvo convencido durante a\u00f1os de que con continuas hidroterapias de colon vencer\u00eda al puto acortamiento de los tel\u00f3meros.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hoy es d\u00eda 14. Podr\u00eda haber esperado al d\u00eda 17 para postear este texto. Pero ese d\u00eda tengo que asistir a la presentaci\u00f3n de mi \u00faltimo libro, <em>Las aventuras del se\u00f1or Gregorio Feldespat\u00edn Escorrent\u00edo en Cabezadechorlitandia<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">G<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El 17 de agosto de 2017 tres moscas comunes fueron brutalmente asesinadas mientras revoloteaban sobre la piel sudada de Patricia Fusca. El asesino confeso, Faustino Mera, protector de Patricia e instructor de surf para perros, confes\u00f3 que lo hab\u00eda hecho porque los dipteros hab\u00edan llegado a un punto sumamente desquiciante. 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