{"id":374,"date":"2021-06-22T14:25:00","date_gmt":"2021-06-22T14:25:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:26:37","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:26:37","slug":"email-del-22-de-junio-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2021\/06\/22\/email-del-22-de-junio-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 22 de junio 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Luca Giordano. Cynic philosopher<\/i> (1653)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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Querida:<\/p>\n

Seg\u00fan el exc\u00e9ntrico, solitario, mis\u00e1ntropo y mani\u00e1tico fil\u00f3sofo island\u00e9s Gregorius Lop\u00e9zsd\u00f3ttir P\u00e9reztursson, el ser humano es la \u00fanica especie de hom\u00ednido que nace con el gen de la imbecilidad instalado \u00abde serie\u00bb. Y aunque algunas madres y padres hubieran preferido que alguno de sus reto\u00f1os hubiera venido al mundo con navegador con tr\u00e1fico en tiempo real o sensores y c\u00e1mara de visi\u00f3n trasera, la existencia es intr\u00e9pidamente arrogante y contradictoria. Por esa raz\u00f3n, a los tipos como yo, c\u00ednicos, invectivos y repletos de fobias, y cuya informaci\u00f3n gen\u00e9tica contenida en el \u00e1cido desoxirribonucleico implica una visita obligatoria al manual de instrucciones manufacturado por la multinacional DIOS S.A., la mayor parte de las sinrazones nos la pelan, nos la refanfinflan o simplemente, nos la traen al pairo. Ya sabes: el c\u00ednico eval\u00faa; rara vez propone una valoraci\u00f3n. Sin embargo, \u00a1me gustar\u00eda tanto recordar las medidas de mi miembro viril en cada una de mis anteriores reencarnaciones! <\/p>\n

T\u00fa sabes que yo soy, pues casi siempre estoy. Lo que no sabes es que a menudo finjo que soy o que estoy aunque en realidad ni soy ni estoy. No siendo ni estando me acerco un poco a eso que algunos definen como \u00abgloriosa y bendita inexistencia\u00bb, aunque en realidad deber\u00eda llamarse \u00abdesustanciamiento hipnag\u00f3gico del Yo patol\u00f3gico\u00bb. <\/p>\n

Ahora debo dejarte, pues me siento marcadamente confuso y tan inquieto como un zombi al que le han practicado una incisi\u00f3n quir\u00fargica. Podr\u00eda no haber vuelto, incluso podr\u00eda haberme alejado hasta la otra l\u00ednea del horizonte, pero nunca se me ha dado demasiado bien jugar a saltar a las gomas.<\/p>\n

Greg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

  Luca Giordano. Cynic philosopher (1653) Querida: Seg\u00fan el exc\u00e9ntrico, solitario, mis\u00e1ntropo y mani\u00e1tico fil\u00f3sofo island\u00e9s Gregorius Lop\u00e9zsd\u00f3ttir P\u00e9reztursson, el ser humano es la \u00fanica especie de hom\u00ednido que nace con el gen de la imbecilidad instalado \u00abde serie\u00bb. Y aunque algunas madres y padres hubieran preferido que alguno de sus reto\u00f1os hubiera venido al 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