{"id":376,"date":"2021-06-20T17:05:00","date_gmt":"2021-06-20T17:05:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:26:37","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:26:37","slug":"email-del-20-de-junio-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2021\/06\/20\/email-del-20-de-junio-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 20 de junio 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-ULehOzwxki4\/YM90iM1GiWI\/AAAAAAAAta0\/O26xj_MeyFg-WVg-5v1TLzjBhk_Jogb7gCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1505\/William_Bouguereau_-_Dante_and_Virgile_-_Google_Art_Project_2.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1505\" data-original-width=\"1200\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/William_Bouguereau_-_Dante_and_Virgile_-_Google_Art_Project_2.jpg?resize=319%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-377\" width=\"319\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">William-Adolphe Bouguereau.<i> Dante et Virgile au enfers <\/i>(1850)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Ederabujiaaaaaah se dirigi\u00f3 hacia m\u00ed y me confirm\u00f3 que, efectivamente, ella era Ederebujiaaaaaah, pero que pod\u00eda llamarla Edera si me apetec\u00eda. Despu\u00e9s de darle un t\u00edmido beso en la mejilla le contest\u00e9 que me gustaba mucho Ederabujiaaaaaah, por lo menos m\u00e1s que su contracci\u00f3n Edera, y que si ella me lo permit\u00eda la llamar\u00eda Ederabujiaaaaaah. Cuando le pregunt\u00e9 si le hab\u00eda costado reconocerme, ella me contest\u00f3 que no, y que aunque la foto que le hab\u00eda mandado estaba demasiado oscura como para hacerse una idea, repar\u00f3 en uno de mis granos de la frente que us\u00f3 como referencia. Cuando nos miramos de arriba abajo decidimos que deb\u00edamos ir a una cafeter\u00eda a conocernos mejor. Yo opt\u00e9 por el pub Displacer pero ella prefiri\u00f3 el bar Ratapl\u00e1n. La conversaci\u00f3n result\u00f3 bastante divertida, pero pronto advert\u00ed que llevaba una cruz de oro colgada en su precioso cuello. Deb\u00eda inventar una excusa para que se la quitara y poder morderle la garganta. Obviamente no all\u00ed, a la vista de todo el mundo. Cuando terminamos la charla, Ederabujiaaaaaah me pregunt\u00f3 por qu\u00e9 yo hab\u00eda querido quedar de noche a lo que le respond\u00ed que era un ave nocturna. Y que francamente no me gustaba la luz del d\u00eda.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Mientras camin\u00e1bamos sin seguir ninguna ruta preestablecida volvi\u00f3 a su deporte favorito: disparar preguntas. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 utilizaba el nick Conde L\u00f3pez en la web de citas? \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 ten\u00eda pelo en las palmas de las manos? \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 me gustaban tanto los murci\u00e9lagos? \u00bfPor qu\u00e9? \u00bfPor qu\u00e9? \u00bfPor qu\u00e9? Llego un momento en que me hart\u00f3 tanto que le dije: \u00abmira, maldita mucama con nombre imposible, t\u00fa has venido aqu\u00ed para saciar mi sed y convertirte en una de mis siervas, por y para siempre\u00bb. Luego le arranqu\u00e9 el puto crucifijo con la mano derecha que me empez\u00f3 a arder y le clav\u00e9 los colmillos en la yugular con tan mala suerte que me despert\u00e9 con la vejiga repleta y de muy mala gana. Me hubiera gustado saber c\u00f3mo continuaba el sue\u00f1o. Cuando regres\u00e9 a la cama mir\u00e9 en derredor y detuve la vista sobre las cortinas opacas que cubr\u00edan las dos ventanas y daban un toque de hospital psiqui\u00e1trico para esquizofr\u00e9nicos a mi habitaci\u00f3n. En ese instante son\u00f3 el tel\u00e9fono de mi cabeza y escuch\u00e9 la voz de la madre del conde L\u00f3pez pidiendo dos hamburguesas con carne de vaca espa\u00f1ola muy poco hechas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; William-Adolphe Bouguereau. Dante et Virgile au enfers (1850) Ederabujiaaaaaah se dirigi\u00f3 hacia m\u00ed y me confirm\u00f3 que, efectivamente, ella era Ederebujiaaaaaah, pero que pod\u00eda llamarla Edera si me apetec\u00eda. Despu\u00e9s de darle un t\u00edmido beso en la mejilla le contest\u00e9 que me gustaba mucho Ederabujiaaaaaah, por lo menos m\u00e1s que su contracci\u00f3n Edera, y 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