{"id":382,"date":"2021-06-13T13:35:00","date_gmt":"2021-06-13T13:35:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:26:39","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:26:39","slug":"email-del-13-de-junio-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2021\/06\/13\/email-del-13-de-junio-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 13 de junio 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-NolvLDu2HQI\/YMYIXHjMvII\/AAAAAAAAtZQ\/PCfDo6Y6vXM4K1xXerWMht2clN3vXUL7ACLcBGAsYHQ\/s2048\/20210613_152552-01.jpeg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"2048\" data-original-width=\"2035\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/20210613_152552-01.jpeg?resize=398%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-383\" width=\"398\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Gregorio L\u00f3pez. <i>Puta lista de los quehaceres <\/i>(2021)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Hola:<\/p>\n<p>Nunca tuve demasiado miedo al <i>butoni<\/i>, la <i>tarasca<\/i>, ni siquiera al <i>moro Mussa<\/i>. Por supuesto me refiero a cuando era submongoloide y peque\u00f1ajo. Ahora que soy tan astuto como una raposa veterana y tan viejo como el conde de Albrit, s\u00f3lo me atemoriza pensar que si no hago algo, y tan r\u00e1pidamente como sea posible, abandonar\u00e9 intelectual, emocional y f\u00edsicamente el planeta sin haber llegado a gozar ni un jodido minuto de lo que algunos llamar\u00edan una vida plena y justa. Por esa raz\u00f3n he escrito <i>Regularidad intestinal<\/i>, mi nuevo ensayo de 701 p\u00e1ginas que trata sobre la anhedonia y la disposofobia cuando se padecen a la vez en un mismo cuerpo (o mejor, en una misma mente).&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Aunque en realidad he llegado a un punto en que ya no necesito&#8230; Bueno, iba a escribir que no necesito <i>absolutely nothing <\/i>para sobrevivir sin morirme de asco, pero estar\u00eda faltando gravemente a la verdad. Yo, yo necesito&#8230; quiero decir, \u00a1siempre he querido tener una isla! Pero no en los mares del sur y alejada de cualquier cosa que oliera a civilizaci\u00f3n, sino en la cocina. Una isla en la cocina, con un sistema de almacenaje multifuncional donde pudiese guardar la vajilla, los cubiertos y los botes de cristal, ya estuviesen llenos o vac\u00edos. De esa manera podr\u00eda almacenar mi extraordinaria colecci\u00f3n de vibrisas animales en los armarios donde antes guardar\u00eda dichos cacharros, pues ahora descansan en sus tarritos correspondientes dentro de cinco inmensas cajas de cart\u00f3n en una esquina de un trastero de Bluespace alejado 15 km de mi domicilio.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Pero, volviendo a <i>Regularidad intestinal<\/i>, mi \u00faltima defecaci\u00f3n textual, dedicada sobre todo a ese inmenso grupo de gente que dice ser plenamente dichosa&#8230; \u00bfSab\u00edas que escrib\u00ed las 701 p\u00e1ginas de un tir\u00f3n durante 14 d\u00edas? Ni siquiera me levant\u00e9 a orinar o defecar, y por supuesto no com\u00ed ni dorm\u00ed. Cuando al fin lo termin\u00e9 estuve ingresado en esa especie de <i>ashram<\/i> llamada UCC (no confundir con la Universidad Cat\u00f3lica de C\u00f3rdoba) otros 14 d\u00edas, en los cuales se me neg\u00f3 repetidamente la contrataci\u00f3n de una stripper de ascendencia antananarivesa. Recuerdo que lo primero que hice cuando me dieron el alta m\u00e9dica fue arrodillarme en una de las plazas del aparcamiento reservado para el personal sanitario e imitar a una orop\u00e9ndola cabecicasta\u00f1a.<\/p>\n<p>Te echa de menos,<\/p>\n<p>Greg, ese tipo amargado, divertido, exc\u00e9ntrico y maniaco depresivo que t\u00fa crees que conoces.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Gregorio L\u00f3pez. Puta lista de los quehaceres (2021) Hola: Nunca tuve demasiado miedo al butoni, la tarasca, ni siquiera al moro Mussa. Por supuesto me refiero a cuando era submongoloide y peque\u00f1ajo. Ahora que soy tan astuto como una raposa veterana y tan viejo como el conde de Albrit, s\u00f3lo me atemoriza pensar que 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