{"id":384,"date":"2021-05-18T16:46:00","date_gmt":"2021-05-18T16:46:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:26:39","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:26:39","slug":"email-del-18-de-mayo-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2021\/05\/18\/email-del-18-de-mayo-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 18 de mayo 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-qAhAPRHg2tI\/YKPsh_DmaKI\/AAAAAAAAtEg\/DbfiaezhpCYsvArn2ltCyTz1VIgqEo2eQCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1024\/f2fa0f61146044c052e4a848e25d9e67.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"789\" data-original-width=\"1024\" height=\"309\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/f2fa0f61146044c052e4a848e25d9e67.jpg?resize=400%2C309&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-385\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Vincent van Gogh. <i>People walking <\/i>(1890)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Sus rostros parec\u00edan rotos. Caminaban como dominados por una especie de impulso err\u00e1tico. De repente uno de ellos se detuvo frente a un agujero antiguo y trat\u00f3 de ojear lo que hab\u00eda al otro lado, pero el codo de alguien que ven\u00eda detr\u00e1s se lo impidi\u00f3. Caminaron por el per\u00edmetro de la estancia tres veces y se detuvieron cuatro veces. Estaba claro que algo no ten\u00eda sentido. Decidieron continuar la marcha, pero esta vez arrastr\u00e1ndose en diagonal. Cuando finalizaron el recorrido, se sentaron en el suelo y se dieron palmaditas en las espaldas los unos a los otros. Mientras trataban de disimular su satisfacci\u00f3n escucharon un sonido extraordinariamente fascinante: el tipo que intent\u00f3 mirar por el agujero se hab\u00eda levantado con un gr\u00e1cil movimiento paranoico-extraterrestre-sensorial y se hab\u00eda acercado nuevamente al orificio. Desliz\u00f3 uno de sus ojos de la forma en que lo har\u00eda un caracol con su antena y lo que vio le dej\u00f3 patidifuso.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014Es&#8230; es como&#8230; \u00a1esperad! S\u00ed. \u00a1Ya lo tengo! Estoy seguro de que se trata de un congreso de chaperos. El chapero mayor est\u00e1 dando un discurso. Es deslumbrante lo que est\u00e1 diciendo, aunque no lo oigo. Pero creo que debe ser asombroso. Estoy completamente seguro.<\/p>\n<p>Pero a nadie le pareci\u00f3 sugestivo que un prostituto se dirigiera al resto de colegas y siguieron enmascarando sus gozos y complacencias como si no existiera un final predestinado. Media hora m\u00e1s tarde se levantaron, seguramente obedeciendo una arcaica ley propia y retomaron el paseo, aunque ahora parec\u00eda m\u00e1s un trote. Cuando pasaron al lado del tipo que todav\u00eda segu\u00eda husmeando por el agujero se vieron obligados a variar el paso un metro hacia la izquierda para no chocar con \u00e9l.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014Ahora el chapero mayor ha presentado al resto a su sucesor. \u00a1Creo! \u00a1S\u00ed! \u00a1Exacto! Todos aplauden. El beneficiario se ha puesto a llorar de la emoci\u00f3n.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>El grupo continu\u00f3 con su circulaci\u00f3n hasta que decidieron finalizarlo a mitad de la quinta vuelta. Como dotado por un resorte electromagn\u00e9tico, el fisg\u00f3n resolvi\u00f3 que ya hab\u00eda tenido bastante, se sent\u00f3 junto a sus compa\u00f1eros y comenz\u00f3 su ritual diario de autosarcofagia un par de minutos antes que el resto.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Vincent van Gogh. People walking (1890) Sus rostros parec\u00edan rotos. Caminaban como dominados por una especie de impulso err\u00e1tico. De repente uno de ellos se detuvo frente a un agujero antiguo y trat\u00f3 de ojear lo que hab\u00eda al otro lado, pero el codo de alguien que ven\u00eda detr\u00e1s se lo impidi\u00f3. 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