{"id":3891,"date":"2023-03-05T17:32:24","date_gmt":"2023-03-05T17:32:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/?p=3891"},"modified":"2023-03-05T19:00:15","modified_gmt":"2023-03-05T19:00:15","slug":"email-del-5-de-marzo-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2023\/03\/05\/email-del-5-de-marzo-2023\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 5 de marzo 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-afd0ba2e wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\" style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-medium\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"306\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/faith.jpgLarge.jpg?resize=400%2C306&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3892\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/faith.jpgLarge.jpg?resize=400%2C306&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/faith.jpgLarge.jpg?w=750&amp;ssl=1 750w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Pieter Bruegel, the Elder. Faith (1560)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:15px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Extracto del segundo acto de <em>Zrufzrefzrifzrof<\/em>, drama teatral en cinco actos.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>VENERADO L\u00cdDER:<\/strong> \u00a1Todos sab\u00e9is lo que sucedi\u00f3! Os lo he relatado en multitud de ocasiones. \u00bfQui\u00e9n amaneci\u00f3 rodeado de ternascos y recentales n\u00edveos\u2026 tan blancos como las paredes reci\u00e9n encaladas?<br><strong>FIELES:<\/strong> \u00a1Zrufzrefzrifzrof!<br><strong>VENERADO L\u00cdDER:<\/strong> \u00bfY qui\u00e9n se dej\u00f3 ungir con carpob\u00e1lsamo mientras sollozaba de j\u00fabilo al ver a sus congregantes henchidos gracias a la complacencia de Zefzifzofza, la madre incorp\u00f3rea de todas las deidades?<br><strong>FIELES:<\/strong> \u00a1Zrufzrefzrifzrof!<br><strong>VENERADO L\u00cdDER:<\/strong> Oh, hermanos m\u00edos. Deber\u00edamos dejar que Zrufzrefzrifzrof siguiera morando en nuestras entra\u00f1as. Recordad la par\u00e1bola del labriego falto de fe. Recordad c\u00f3mo en la sempiterna soledad de su cub\u00edculo vio una flor l\u00edquida antes de abandonar su cuerpo. La flor acuosa de Zefzifzofza, la madre incorp\u00f3rea de todas las deidades. Intentad recordar las palabras del decimosexto axioma que, como todos sab\u00e9is, no es m\u00e1s que un compendio de los Siete Tratados Demostrables escritos por su hijo, el hijo de Zefzifzofza y Zrozrazino, para solemnizar a El \u00danico y al m\u00e1s grande, Zrapzripzropprop, el hermano var\u00f3n de Zrufzrefzrifzrof que naci\u00f3 muerto. \u00bfQui\u00e9n llor\u00f3 durante 30 siglos l\u00e1grimas amarescentes?<br><strong>FIELES:<\/strong> \u00a1Zrufzrefzrifzrof!<br><strong>VENERADO L\u00cdDER:<\/strong> S\u00ed, es cierto\u2026 \u00bfpero qui\u00e9n m\u00e1s solloz\u00f3 junto a su vera?<br><strong>FIELES:<\/strong> \u00a1Zrozrazino!<br><strong>VENERADO L\u00cdDER: <\/strong>\u00a1Cierto! \u00a1Tan cierto como la infatuaci\u00f3n que se agazapa abatatada en mi coraz\u00f3n! \u00a1Zrozrazino! Hijo de Zregzrag y Zuerzuarka. Sin embargo\u2026 sin embargo alguien, oculto tras los matojos secos de salenquera y escaramujo, intent\u00f3 en vano y por medio de la Santa Trabilla del Martirio transformar las excreciones lagrimales en secreciones excrementales, para de esa manera terminar con el culto de la fe y del sacrificio. \u00bfQui\u00e9n, hermanos m\u00edos, fue ese ser execrable, rastrero, canalla y cruel? \u00bfRecord\u00e1is su nombre?<br><strong>FIELES:<\/strong> \u00a1Zronzrozraszras! \u00a1Zronzrozraszras! \u00a1Zronzrozraszras!<br><strong>VENERADO L\u00cdDER:<\/strong> \u00a1Zronzrozraszras! Tambi\u00e9n llamado Zrufruzco o Frozfraz el pelusero. \u00c9l y su tercer v\u00e1stago, de nombre absolutamente impronunciable, fueron encerrados en las moradas brocantes como punici\u00f3n por sus vilezas e iquinidades. Eso no constituy\u00f3 ning\u00fan contratiempo para que Zrusfrustrazas y Zrushzrushzrosh intentaran asesinar a El \u00danico y al m\u00e1s grande\u2026<br><strong>FIELES: <\/strong>\u00a1Zrapzripzropprop!<br><strong>VENERADO L\u00cdDER:<\/strong> Gracias al poder y la gloria otorgados por\u2026<br><strong>FIELES:<\/strong> \u00a1Zrufzrefzrifzrof! \u00a1Zrufzrefzrifzrof! \u00a1Zrufzrefzrifzrof!<br><strong>VENERADO L\u00cdDER:<\/strong> \u00a1Zrufzrefzrifzrof!<br><strong>FIELES:<\/strong> \u00a1Zrufzrefzrifzrof! \u00a1Zrufzrefzrifzrof! \u00a1Zrufzrefzrifzrof!<br><strong>VENERADO L\u00cdDER:<\/strong> \u00bfQui\u00e9n unt\u00f3 de mantequilla el ano de Maria Schneider y luego la sodomiz\u00f3?<br><strong>FIELES:<\/strong> \u00a1Zrufzrefzrifzrof! \u00a1Zrufzrefzrifzrof! \u00a1Zrufzrefzrifzrof!<br><strong>VENERADO L\u00cdDER:<\/strong> \u00a1No! \u00a1Marlon Brando!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Extracto del segundo acto de Zrufzrefzrifzrof, drama teatral en cinco actos. VENERADO L\u00cdDER: \u00a1Todos sab\u00e9is lo que sucedi\u00f3! Os lo he relatado en multitud de ocasiones. \u00bfQui\u00e9n amaneci\u00f3 rodeado de ternascos y recentales n\u00edveos\u2026 tan blancos como las paredes reci\u00e9n encaladas?FIELES: \u00a1Zrufzrefzrifzrof!VENERADO L\u00cdDER: \u00bfY qui\u00e9n se dej\u00f3 ungir con carpob\u00e1lsamo mientras sollozaba de j\u00fabilo al 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